Erogenous collarbones, fat rolls, and the sacred feminine

Feeling like Bob Dylan's ballad, all I know is something is happening here –with women's bodies– and I don't know what it is. It's a pleasure to pay close attention to this cultural issue, though. Really close attention. A few days ago I read a story in the Oregonian about the collarbone's ascension as a focus of female beauty. The piece originated in the New York Times as "The Collarbone's Connected to Slimness": "As the rest of women's bodies recede in spring fashions, the clavicles, or collarbones, and the upper chest between them, is rising to prominence. Toned shoppers who…

A staggering literary work of land use appeal genius

(Couldn't think of an original blog post title. Brain fried from writing brilliant land use appeal document today. Plagiarism credit goes to Dave Eggers.) If you ever wanted to know why a Measure 37 subdivision on groundwater limited farmland shouldn't be approved — and I know there are a few land use nerds out there in the blogosphere who eat this stuff up — today I wrote five pages that would even convince Dave Hunnicutt, President of Oregonians in Action. That's how good my reconsideration request to the Marion County Board of Commissioners is. If you don't believe me, read…

Would you pay $5 for a strawberry? I did.

I should frame my March 18 Fred Meyer receipt in case I ever doubt my insanity. That was the day I impulsively decided to grow strawberries on our deck. We've lived in rural south Salem for seventeen years. We've always gotten all of our food from grocery stores, not our property. That's worked just fine. But a strawberry pot displayed in the garden center caught my eye. I pictured myself going out and picking handfuls of super-sweet Oregon berries every day. I'd slice them for my cereal. I'd savor my strawberry self-sufficiency. If I couldn't eat them all myself, I'd…

Measure 37 gets a horse killed. Stop the madness.

A miniature horse belonging to the 11-year old daughter of a woman fighting an adjacent Measure 37 claim in Yamhill County has been killed—shot through the eye with a pellet gun. The News-Register headlined its story about the multiple shootings (another horse was injured) "Land-use feud colors shooting probe." A week after Michelle Michelsen filed a LUBA appeal on the 12-lot proposed subdivision next to her property, the horses were shot. Pretty darn suspicious. Not surprisingly, the investigation is centering on John Kroo, the Measure 37 claimant. The newspaper story says: Before she opted to take the case to LUBA,…

Measure 37 “bridge” to election day goes too far

Don't get me wrong: I appreciate the effort of Reps. Brian Clem (D-Salem) and Vicki Berger (R-Salem) to put a hold on big Measure 37 subdivisions before they do irreparable damage to Oregon's farm and forest lands. But this bridge to the November vote on HB 3540, a much-needed Measure 37 fix, goes too far. I'll explain. My wife and I are leading a fight against a Measure 37 claim that seeks to put 42 homes on groundwater limited farmland near our home. Independent experts hired by Marion County agreed with us that there isn't enough evidence of water availability…

Oregonians in Action going insane!!!! over Measure 37 moratorium

If you believe the Oregonians in Action and NW Republican web sites, A BILL TO PUT A HOLD ON MEASURE 37 CLAIMS FOR A FEW MONTHS IS GOING TO CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!! And MAYBE WORSE!!!!!!!!!!! I've never seen so many exclamation points and large fonts used for so little reason. I just left a comment on the NW Republican blog post about the moratorium that Salem Reps. Vickie Berger and Brian Clem supposedly will introduce tomorrow. Dude, you need to lay off the exclamation marks!!!! And red fonts. The world isn't coming to an end. My understanding…

Salem’s Pringle Creek Community–an innovative green oasis

I cruised into Salem's oh-so-Green Pringle Creek Community yesterday. In our new Prius, naturally. I wanted to see the super energy efficient cottage home that'd just been built there—one of only six in the country to qualify for Platinum LEED status, I believe. It was getting a lot of attention from Tour of Home gawkers. As it should have been. It's a sustainable architecture tour de force, packed with energy saving devices and technology described in this newspaper story. I talked quite a while with Don Myers, one of the head honchos of this first development to sprout on the…

Measure 37 subdivision truth vs. fiction

First, the good news: I looked fine on yesterday's KATU (Channel 2) news story about the Marion County Board of Commissioner's horrendous decision to approve a 42-lot Measure 37 subdivision that we've been fighting—along with forty other neighbors. My previous television news appearances have left me watching the clip with a Who the hell is that old disheveled geezer? in my mind. So when I got a call from Dino, the KATU cameraman based in Salem, asking if I could meet him at the subdivision property in 45 minutes, I had time to primp up. Now, the bad news: in…

Marion County decision spreads more Measure 37 bullshit

How many ways are there to say "pissed off," "outraged," "travesty of justice"? If I neglect to use any in this post about today's horribly political, uninformed, slanted decision by the Marion County Board of Commissioners on an appeal of a Measure 37 subdivision in our neighborhood, please add them on your own. [Update: The Salem Statesman Journal ran a front page story about the atrocious decision today (Thursday). It begins: "Marion County commissioners ignored their own planning commission and scientific reviewer on Wednesday when they approved a 42-home subdivision in a limited-groundwater area in the hills south of Salem."]…

Oregonians in Action ramps up lies about Measure 37 fix

Well, it’s going to be a long, lying summer. And fall.

Legislation to fix the seriously flawed Measure 37 has been referred to the voters. It’ll probably be on the ballot in November. From now until then Oregonians in Action will be spewing out lies about House Bill 3540-C.

I don’t know how these guys can live with themselves. Their web site shamelessly features garbage about the Measure 37 fix. I don’t know who writes this crap. Pretty clearly, no one who’s actually read and understood HB 3540-C.

Which I did this morning. All twenty-four pages of the engrossed version. Not easy going. But not all that difficult to understand, unless you’re purposely trying to mislead the public, like Oregonians in Action seems to be.

By contrast, 1000 Friends of Oregon has a decent Governor’s office summary of HB 3540-C. I’ve massaged this PDF document into a Word file, and also included it as a continuation to this post.
Download 1000_friends_of_oregon_summary_of_hb_3540.doc

After reading the actual legislation and perusing the 1000 Friends summary, I’m prepared to call out Oregonians in Action with a big loud Bullshit! Here’s what OIA says and what the truth is:

Bullshit #1. OIA says:

If you have filed a Measure 37 claim, HB 3540C requires you to start all over again. Your claim, along with the time and money you’ve spent, will be wiped out, unless you can vest your rights to use your property before December, 2007.

No, that’s wrong. I heard Lane Shetterly, director of the Department of Land Conservation and Development (DLCD), testify before a legislative committee that Measure 37 claims won’t have to be refiled. Some additional information may be required of claimants, but that’s a far cry from being “wiped out.”

HB 3540 says that claimants will be sent a notice that explains their options, identifies any information that the claimant must file, and provides a form for the claimant’s use. Tell me how that is “starting all over again.” No filing fee will be required, so far as I know.

The fast track option in HB 3540 (see below) doesn’t require any proof of loss, which makes it much easier for claimants than the current Measure 37 law. And it includes transferability (as does the conditional path), which makes getting a construction loan viable. Thus this reform measure helps claimants as well as neighbors.

Bullshit #2. OIA says:

If you choose to refile your Measure 37 claim, you will be limited to a maximum of 3 new homesites, and you might not even get these! LCDC will decide how many homesites you qualify for, if any, will tell you where those homesites will go on your property, and will not allow homesites larger than 2 acres.

Again, wrong. There are two options open to those whose claims haven’t vested (that is, who haven’t made substantial progress on developing their property): an Express Lane and a Conditional Path.

The Express Lane is a quick and easy route to up to three home sites, counting any home(s) already on the land. All you have to do is show that you had the right to have that many houses when you bought the property.

So the only way you won’t get those home sites is if you don’t have a valid Measure 37 claim. If you want more than three, you’ve got to head down the Conditional Path.

This allows up to ten home sites, with a maximum of twenty statewide for anyone with multiple claims. To qualify you’ve got to prove that you’ve lost value because of a land use regulation(s). A qualified appraiser will determine how much your property was worth a year before the regulation was enacted and a year after.

The difference, adjusted for inflation (via the Treasury Bill rate), is how much you get to be compensated. Thus it isn’t DLCD (which OIA calls LCDC) that determines how many home sites you qualify for, but the appraisal. If it takes six home sites to make things right, that’s what you get; if ten, you get ten; if none, you still get three by heading back to the Express Lane.

If a Measure 37 claim is on high value farmland/forestland, or a groundwater restricted area, it’s limited to three home sites. Only in these cases is a home site limited to two acres—not otherwise. In such instances home sites have to be clustered to maximize suitability of the remaining land for farm or forest use.

It’s a stretch to say that this means DLCD “will tell you” where to put your home sites. The legislation does that, which will have to be approved by the voters. If they want farm and forest land protected, Measure 37 claimants will have to respect the will of the people. Isn’t that sacred to Oregonians in Action?

Bullshit #3. OIA says:

If you have industrial or commercial property, or if you want to make a commercial or industrial use of your property, your claim is wiped out, and you get nothing. Not only that, you lose all protection against new land use regulations. It will be back to the old days, where your property could be taken without any opportunity for you to do anything about it!

It’s true that the Measure 37 fix doesn’t allow for commercial or industrial claims. Gosh, you won’t be able to put a convenience store or a gravel pit on your farmland. Sorry. But this isn’t a “taking” of your property. It’s a “giving” of livability to your neighbors.

Further, there’s a big misconception that land use regulations always reduce the value of a piece of property. Several research studies have shown this isn’t the case in Oregon. Read the truth here and here.

The prohibition only applies to industrial/commercial claims that are unvested. Claimants who’ve vested their rights as of the effective date of the measure (likely 12/6/07) can proceed with commercial/industrial uses.

Bullshit #4. OIA says:

If a new land use regulation is adopted that takes your property, you will have to pay for lawyers and appraisers and jump through every hurdle the state and county can throw at you to get your property back. But what’s worse, you will also have to pay for the state and county’s lawyers and appraisers to try and defeat your claim! That’s right – they’ll take your property, and then charge you tens of thousands of dollars to give it back!

Again, what’s up with “takes your property”? A land use regulation doesn’t take property any more than an IRS regulation takes your bank account, or a red light takes your time.

Earth to OIA: we live in a world of limits. Nobody can do exactly what they want to do, all of the time. Grow up. Bawling babies want everything done for them now. Part of becoming a mature human being is recognizing that, as the Rolling Stones famously put it, “you can’t always get what you want.”

Yes, HB 3540 sets out a process for filing new claims. If you want 4-10 home sites and go down the Conditional Path, you’ll have to pay an appraiser. But the cost of the appraisal, up to $5,000, can be added to any loss you’ve incurred from a land use regulation—so you’ll be repaid in the end.

There’s no requirement to hire a lawyer. And I have no idea what the frothing typing fingers at OIA had in mind when they wrote about a claimant having to pay for the state and county’s lawyers and appraisers. Methinks this is just throwing the B.S. out into cyberspace and seeing what will stick.

I hope, very little. I’m confident that this time around voters will see Measure 37 for what it is: an attack on what we Oregonians love the most about our beautiful state. Cities that are cities and rural areas that are rural—not sprawl that sprouts subdivisions on irreplaceable farm and forest land.

HB 3540 isn’t perfect. Not by a long shot. I would have been much happier if the legislature had fixed Measure 37 directly, rather than referring this bill to the voters.

But it’s a heck of a lot better than doing nothing. Ignore the lies of Oregonians in Action. Get fired up to vote “yes” in the fall.

Property rights come from society, not God

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“Draft Kevin Durant” a blog of beauty. But sort of gay.

Now, don't get me wrong. There's nothing wrong with loving Kevin Durant, who may or may not the Portland Trail Blazers' first NBA draft pick (and #1 overall, since they overcame 1 in 20 odds to get the top spot in the lottery). It's just that this guy's Draft Kevin Durant blog can't help but set off a Gaydar signal. But there's no doubting his devotion to Durrant and his distaste for Greg Oden, the presumptive favorite to be picked by the Blazers. I hugely enjoyed browsing through his hilarious over the top posts. Who knew that "seven footer" Oden…

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Mormon Mitt Romney believes in really weird stuff. So?

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A cooler shade of Green—our new 2007 Prius Touring

Two days ago I had no idea that the Toyota Prius came in a "Touring" model. Now one sits in our driveway, a replacement for our 2004 Prius. We were early adopters, ordering Prius 1 in September 2003 and getting her in November. It's been a great car, virtually glitch free and a steady 45 mpg performer. But Prius 1 had some downsides that were beginning to seriously bug me. We also have a Toyota Highlander Hybrid, a midsize SUV. This more macho car was supposed to be my main ride. However, Laurel commandeered it about six months ago because…