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McCain voters, please save our sanity
If you're thinking of voting for John McCain, consider this: you're running the risk of vastly increasing mental illness in this country. Mostly of the depressive variety, though I wouldn't rule out major psychotic breaks if your man wins next Tuesday. So be compassionate. Vote your values, Christian or otherwise. Perform a selfless act. Help those in need. Like, my wife and me. We were just talking about what it'd be like to spend the next four years watching Sarah Palin mangle the vice-presidency, while McCain dodders his own way along. Laurel thought that she'd have to stop reading the…
