How the Rally to Restore Sanity changed me

I'm notorious for making resolutions that don't last, whether around New Year's or yesterday -- when my wife and I, along with some progressive friends, watched the Rally to Restore Sanity in its entirety thanks to CSPAN. But after being immersed for three hours in Jon Stewart's and Stephen Colbert's inimical brand of political humor/satire, I think they may have permanently changed the way I look upon those with whom I strongly disagree. Meaning: Tea Party folks, right-wing Republicans, religious fundamentalists, dogmatic moralists, climate change deniers, and other anti-science types who try to found social policies on feelings rather than…

iPhone 4 begs to be kept naked

I had my annual physical today. When my family doctor asked her obligatory mental health question, something like "How happy are you?," I heard myself saying: "I feel great. After all, I have an iPhone 4." She typed something into her notebook computer. Probably I now have a diagnosis of excessive attachment to technology disorder. (Hey, that's fine. And entirely accurate.) Here's what I've learned about my best electronic friend: she wants to be naked when she's touched by me. I wasn't sure about this for a while, so experimented with dressing her in various outfits. Apple sent me a…

Marijuana users can drive just fine — vote yes on Prop 19

I learned many things during my college years (1966-71) at San Jose State University. One was that heavy marijuana users, a.k.a. "stoners," could drive just fine while under the influence. I can personally testify to this. Oh, man, I sure can. This fact is politically relevant since opponents of California's Proposition 19, which would legalize and tax marijuana in Oregon's neighbor to the south, are promulgating ridiculous claims about stoned drivers killing people if Prop 19 passes. On average, a drunk driver kills someone every 45 minutes. Recreational marijuana use in fatal crashes will increase if Prop. 19 passes. It…

My dismaying post-election forecast

A week ago I was feeling better about the upcoming election. Recently, though, I had an intuitive flash that got me politically down in the dumps again. Here's the thought process that ran through my mind: In 2006 and 2008 the Democrats made big gains in Congress. And, of course, Obama became president. But Washington remained dysfunctional. Gridlock and excessive compromising left every major policy area -- jobs, financial reform, health care, energy policy, immigration -- a shadow of the bright light that should have been cast upon our country. So now the citizenry is pissed. They're angry at the…

My tree house isn’t crazy — it’s a work of art

The line between craziness and great artistry is, of course, exceedingly blurry. Thus when my wife said "You're crazy!" upon hearing of my plans for a treehouse, I anticipated that I was heading in the direction of a wonderful artistic creation. Now, the prophecy has been fulfilled -- mostly due to Jim, a friend who also happens to be our housecleaner. (It's nice to have your home cleaned by someone who also can sharpen your chain saw blade, dig out deep tree roots, and build a tree house). Since Jim has a granddaughter about the age of my own (three),…

Is Tea Party anger filtering into neighborhood groups?

Until last night I'd thought of Tea Party craziness as being mostly confined to the national and state levels. But after attending a meeting of our rural south Salem (Oregon) neighborhood association last night, I'm wondering if that sort of free-floating irrational anger is making its way into deeply local concerns. I've been the secretary of our association for many years -- almost twenty. In the not-so-good old days, soon after we moved into this area, some of the neighborhood association meetings were so vehement, people would almost come to blows. Then the hotheads departed, or got older and a…

Lars Larson flunks neuroscience and common sense

Revealing that I haven't reached a state of enlightened ego-loss, I'll admit to a reason why I listen to conservative Portland talk show host Lars Larson fairly frequently: I feel superior when I do. Because Larson, like most other right-wing public airwave pundits, is both amazingly ignorant of modern science and deficient in common sense. Case in point -- a discussion he had today with a caller who was trying to equate an innate propensity toward homosexuality with an innate urge to abuse children sexually. Larson believes that gayness is learned, a lifestyle choice, which is ridiculous. Yet he was…

I’m feeling better about Dem election chances

Do you feel the shift in the political wind? I do. Hopefully it isn't a product of wishful thinking, a desire to escape the hurricane that many pundits say will blow Democrats off of the political landscape on November 2. I don't think it is. Today on Sirius' POTUS I heard the communications director for a Hispanic organization say that the voters she represents are getting more engaged in the election, and are ready to vote against those who are into immigration reform-bashing. And the Daily Kos Senate Snapshot now has Democrats holidng onto 53 Senate seats, up one from…

“Aquitania” — a great Willamette U theatre production

Until last night I'd never been to a play at Willamette University. After seeing "Aquitania," I'm pretty sure I'll be returning to the university's terrific remodeled theatre. Download Willamette University Theatre story I've bemoaned the lack of support for the arts here in sleepy Salem, Oregon, but I guess I need to do more moaning at the guy I look at in the mirror every day, since my wife and I haven't been taking much advantage of Willamette U's cultural opportunities. For a long time we had season tickets to Pentacle Theatre. Then we gave those up and started going…

How to sell expensive stuff to someone like me

If you're a salesman (oops, salesperson) who deals with spendy items like appliances, autos, computers, or such, here's some advice on how to close a deal with someone like me: Don't act like a used car salesperson. Or even like a new car salesperson. Forget whatever sales techniques you've learned on your own or had drummed into you by your boss. Simply act like a normal human being and treat me the same way. You need to take this advice seriously, because there are a lot of people like me nowadays. We're used to buying stuff over the Internet, where…

Sisters, Oregon divided over real estate development

Since my wife and I are part-owners of a cabin in Camp Sherman, Oregon -- about fifteen minutes from charming Sisters (the town, not siblings) -- we follow the political goings-on in Sisters as best we can. Which mostly is through reading The Nugget, the town's weekly newspaper, though we also get insights from a business owner who we're on chatting-terms with. The Nugget always is an entertaining read. The regular "Sisters sheriff's calls..." column is a favorite of ours. Here's some entries from the October 6, 2010 paper which reflect the laid-back nature of the area. A deer got…

If you care about our planet, don’t vote for Dudley

I could almost hear the increasingly hotter Earth breathing a steamy sigh of relief when the newest Oregon gubernatorial poll came out today. Rasmussen Reports has John Kitzhaber ahead of Chris Dudley 48% to 46%. Dudley shouldn't be this close, given his disturbingly lukewarm support, or outright disdain, for environmental issues. Oregonians are proudly green (not referring to school colors, Beaver fans). We want our state to remain a leader in job-creating sustainability. But like the Oregon League of Conservation Voters says, "Oregon can't afford a governor who's not sure about global warming." Last week, at the KGW/Oregonian gubernatorial debate,…

Ommwriter is a cool Zen’ish word processor for blogging

Does this post of mine seem more Zen-like than usual? It should. I'm composing it on Ommwriter, a minimalist word processor that I came across today via one of the blogs I follow which keep track of what's happening in the oh-so-cool world of Apple.I was intrigued by the mention of a text editor which starts you off with a utterly blank screen. A few clickable options appear to the right when you stop typing and move your pointer outside of the (resizable) writing box.You've got a few font options, a few type size options, some choices about what sort…

Tall firs crush our solar energy dreams

We finally got a solar energy guy to come out and see if our house was suitable for rooftop panels. But the result wasn't what we'd hoped.  When Chet of RS Energy (who works with Solarize Salem, the group I'd contacted for an assessment) pulled into our driveway, I told him, "Look, we've got two hybrid cars and a Kitzhaber sticker on our Highlander Hybrid. We're ripe for solar." I also said that we were appreciative of him being here, since I'd contacted quite a few solar energy companies and had only gotten a few responses -- with no one…

New Apple TV is a winner with me

Should you buy the recently released $99 Apple TV gadget? Of course, it's made by Apple! Am I qualified to give this advice? Of course, I've had it for a whole day, and have used it for a whole hour or so! Do I, or you, need Apple TV? Of course, it's made by Apple! There -- I've already answered the key questions about Apple TV (which isn't a television, but a little black box that streams content from the Internet and/or a computer to a TV via a broadband connection). Two of the questions had the same answer. I…

Older motorcycle riders, don’t be scared by statistics

Uh, oh -- that was my reaction when I went to get The Oregonian newspaper last Tuesday. Prominently displayed on the front page (if I recall correctly) was a headline about older motorcycle riders getting into more accidents. Since my wife isn't wild about my Suzuki Burgman 650 scooter obsession, arguing that it's too dangerous to ride around on fewer than four motorized wheels, I figured that Laurel wouldn't make a distinction between "motorcycle" and "scooter" when she read the story. I was right. But to my wife's credit, the only reference she ended up making to it was, "I…

Why Chris Dudley is wrong for Oregon

Last night's televised debate between Chris Dudley and John Kitzhaber was my first chance to see Dudley in an unscripted setting. I already felt like I knew Kitzhaber fairly well, since I met him quite a few times when he was president of the state Senate back in the '80s and I was working on health policy issues -- one of Kitzhaber's core interests. I moved to Oregon in 1971, when Republican Tom McCall was governor. I liked McCall a lot. So the notion of having a (R) after the name of the person who leads Oregon isn't automatically reprehensible…