I want to be reincarnated as a cat. Or a street performer.

Though I don't expect any afterlife to follow my death, here's a request in case reincarnation rules the post-last-breath roost:

If I'm headed downward on the evolutionary ladder, being a cat looks like a lot of fun. I'm already messy in the bathroom, like to tease dogs, and am prone to spilling coffee.

Watching this video, I realized I'd be a great cat! (Plus, I can look ever so innocent when I've done something wrong.)

Alternatively, if a human body is in my karmic cards, I could see myself being this street performer guy. I like being the center of attention. Crude humor appeals to me. And I wouldn't mind experiencing a life at the opposite end of the white men can't jump balance beam I'm currently standing on.