Posted inEntertainment Salem

2013 World Beat Festival — great multi-cultural fun

Every year I look forward to Salem's World Beat Festival. I'm never disappointed. For the suggested $5 donation you really get your money's worth.  Today I was fortunate to arrive just in time to see a Japanese Martial Arts demonstration featuring students from Tokyo International University of America here in Salem. Highly enjoyable. Loved the drumming! Also loved the veggie Himalayan noodle plate from the Kathmandu Cafe -- my usual World Beat lunch. It's great to see lots of people out and about, enjoying themselves. Sadly, this is rarer than it should be in Salem. For a city of over…
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Posted inHome life Skateboarding

Strange creature roaming Minto Brown Park is… me!

My secret is out. Entirely willfully. Because I wrote the Salem Weekly Strange Up Salem column that begins with: Have you heard the rumor? Of a strange creature roaming the trails of Minto Brown Island Park. It’s like nothing seen before. Fortunately, it elicits smiles rather than screams. The rumor is true, because I am that creature. A senior citizen skateboarder. More than that: a longboard skateboarder who propels himself on flats and mild uphills by pushing with a stick, not his foot. I’ve gotten pretty damn good at this, a super-fun activity called land paddling. I mention my longboard…
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Posted inCurrent affairs Salem

Salem City Council votes for Third Bridge in absurdist drama

Since I like out-of-the-ordinary plays, under different circumstances I would have loved the Theatre of the Absurd that was on display last night in the Salem City Council meeting room. While on vacation in central Oregon, via CCTV I used my laptop to watch the Council approve the so-called Salem Alternative option for a $700 million third bridge across the Willamette River.  Wikipedia tells us something about absurdist dramatists: Their work expressed the belief that human existence has no meaning or purpose and therefore all communication breaks down. Logical construction and argument gives way to irrational and illogical speech and…
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Posted inWeb/Tech

Watch out for “Please verify your information for your Apple ID” scam

Close call. And I consider myself pretty savvy when it comes to recognizing phishing schemes -- attempts to collect log-in information via a fake communication from a normally trusted company or website. If you're an Apple customer and get an email like this, beware. Title of email was "Please verify your information for your Apple ID." Maybe because of late night grogginess, I actually clicked on the link. Which led to a page that looked like the Apple web site. There were boxes to put in my account ID and password. Fortunately, an alarm bell went off in my brain. …
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Posted inCurrent affairs Salem

Salem’s US Bank kills last two trees. Let the revolution begin.

Let the revolution begin. US Bank and the City of Salem need to be fought -- intensely, for as long as it takes to restore virtue to a city that is giving away its soul to big business and clueless bureaucrats. A few hours ago somebody sent me this photo of US Bank killing one of the remaining two trees in front of the State Street building today.  This is how those two trees looked not long ago. They got a temporary chain saw reprieve because of migrating birds nesting in their branches. There was no good reason to remove…
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Posted inCurrent affairs Salem

A poem for Salem’s Mayor, City Council, and other officials

I rarely buy poetry books. But this weekend I picked up Mary Oliver's "A Thousand Mornings" while browsing in the wonderful Paulina Springs bookstore in Sisters, Oregon. Thumbing through the pages, I came to Extending the Airport Runway. After I read it, with moistness in my eyes, I knew that I had to buy the book. Tomorrow the Salem City Council likely will approve going ahead with an giant unneeded $700 million Third Bridge across the Willamette.  The City of Salem also approved killing five large, healthy, beautiful trees in downtown Salem for no good reason. And the City also…
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Posted inDogs Home life

Behold! A breathtaking dog frenzy on a Metolius River walk.

Our youngest dog, Zu Zu, sometimes goes into a Dog Frenzy. On a walk along the Metolius River in central Oregon, I was fortunate to have been making an iPhone video with Socialcam (great app) when Zu Zu went into a frenzy. It's shown near the end of my four-minute video, "Metolius River dog frenzy," which also features scenes of the beautiful spring-fed river and Zu Zu exhibiting her agility dog ability in some water'y stick fetching.   After an extensive five minutes or so of You Tube research, I am prepared to boldly claim that this is the most…
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Posted inCurrent affairs Salem

Salem Third Bridge teeters toward City Council vote

There can't be many $700 million projects like Salem's Third Bridge, a.k.a. Salem River Crossing. At least, I sure hope there aren't. Almost certainly it will get an OK to move forward at next Monday's City Council meeting, but nobody -- not even the most avid proponents -- can come up with a coherent reason for why another bridge across the Willamette is needed. Case in point: would-be bridge builders have been saying that rush hour congestion between West Salem and downtown is a horrible problem. Ergo, we need a Third Bridge.  I guess No Third Bridge fact-based arguments have…
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Posted inCurrent affairs

Oregonian will be printed and delivered only three days a week. Sad.

[Note: I updated this post after first wrongly saying that the Oregonian will only be printed three days a week; actually it will be printed on the other days, just not delivered to homes.] As a long-time subscriber I'm already missing you, Portland Oregonian daily newspaper. Now you're only going to be delivered to my home on Wednesday, Friday, and Sunday.  With a "bonus" Saturday edition apparently being included with the Sunday paper. Sad. I recently watched a 60 Minutes segment about the New Orleans daily going the same direction -- publishing in print only three days a week, with…
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Posted inCurrent affairs Salem

Mark Wigg, winner! Best arguments against Salem Third Bridge

Salem, Oregon has a conservative-leaning City Council and Mayor. Back when I was growing up, the 1950's and 60's, conservatives were pretty damn thrifty. Also, unashamed of being conservationists. Conserve was taken seriously as the foundation of conservatism. My mother was an avid Republican. She didn't like to spend money, partly because she came of age during the Depression. Yet also because she believed in only buying what you needed.  Things have changed. Just look at what Salem's City Council and Mayor are pushing upon the citizenry: a $600-800 million unneeded and unwanted Third Bridge across the Willamette River. It's…
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Posted inCurrent affairs Salem

West Salem says “no” to Third Bridge

Sounds like a "fun" (in a certain sense) time at the West Salem Neighborhood Association meeting last night. Four Salem city councillors and the Mayor were desperate to get a We want a Third Bridge! vote -- since a main purpose of spending $600-800 million on a new bridge is to improve traffic flow from/to West Salem. But... strikeout. Third whiff. The No Third Bridge folks report this was the third time the West Salem Neighorhood Association has declined to support the project. Supporters sure gave it a "good" (in a certain sense) try, though. After an 18 to 18…
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Posted inCurrent affairs Salem

Salem City Council members on “Why build a third bridge?”

Last Friday I emailed each of Salem's eight City Councillors, plus the Mayor, a simple question: "What is the single most important reason Salem needs a Third Bridge? And please support your reason with some facts." About a month ago I asked Peter Fernandez, Salem's Public Works director, the same question at a forum featuring him and No Third Bridge leader Scott Bassett. I blogged about Fernandez' answer.  I asked for the single most important reason. Numero Uno. #1. The words most likely to make opponents of a Third Bridge think, "whoa, maybe we really do need this thing!" So how did Fernandez…
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Posted inSalem

Stop parking meters in downtown Salem — sign the petition!

The City of Salem wants to install nasty parking meters in downtown Salem's Historic District, plus other places where two-hour free parking currently greets visitors with a welcoming smile. Those greedy meanies need to be stopped. (Both meters and the city officials who want them.) There's no good reason for installing meters.  If you're a registered voter who lives in Salem or West Salem, sign the Stop Parking Meters Downtown initiative petition.  Already almost fifty downtown businesses have signature sheets. Here's where you can sign. ABC MusicAcademy of Hair DesignArbuckle Costic ArchitectsArt & Antiques PlusArt DepartmentAvalon SalonBike PeddlerBittersweet BoutiqueBook BinBridal…
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Posted inFamily

A “thanks, dad” to my absent, asshole father

On Father's Day... some thoughts about a father I barely knew. And disliked what I did know about him. Yet it has belatedly dawned on me that my not-so-good dad deserves a lot of thanks -- because without him I'd only be half of what I am. And who is to say which half of me is better than the rest? I'm one big heap of Brian, no dividing possible. I've told my story of my barely there relationship with my father. The title of that post, "One hour with my father," sums it up.  In my entire life, I…
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Posted inCurrent affairs Salem

Statesman Journal never has talked with No Third Bridge leaders

Amazing. In a disturbing journalistic way.  The Salem Statesman Journal has editorialized in favor of proceeding with a $600-800 million Third Bridge across the Willamette River. It has published several news stories about this unwanted, unneeded, and unpaid-for debacle. Yet... the newpaper has never, not once, not ever, talked with leaders of the No Third Bridge citizen group. Read all about it in today's No Third Bridge Facebook post.  SALEM BLOGGER CALLS THE THE EDITOR OF THE STATESMAN JOURNAL TO TASK FOR POOR COVERAGE OF THE 3RD BRIDGESalem blogger and Salem Weekly columnist Brian Hines is right in his open letter…
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Posted inSalem

Two tales of the Salem Statesman Journal: 2007 & 2013

An open letter (well, blog post) to Michael Davis, recently-installed executive editor of Salem's one and only daily newspaper, the Statesman Journal: Michael, in my self-appointed position as Statesman Journal Gadfly I've urged you to give more coverage to those opposiing the $600-800 milliion Third Bridge that City of Salem officials are determined to foist upon the citizenry.  To me, as to many others, this bridge is unneeded, unwanted, and unpaid for. It's an almost-billion dollar solution in search of a problem. The No Third Bridge folks have made this clear. Yet here we are, ten days from the July…
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Posted inSalem

Public records confirm wrongness of US Bank tree removal decision

Yesterday I walked out of the City of Salem's Recorder's Office with a thick stack of documents.  They were given to me in response to two public records requests that I filed, wanting to learn more about the City's outrageous approval of US Bank's request to cut down five large healthy trees in downtown's Historic District. I was charged $350 for them. Happy early Father's Day to me, from me! But I would have preferred to have spent the money on something else. I've asked for a waiver or reduction of the fee since my request clearly was in the…
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Posted inSalem

City of Salem taxes downtown businesses without representation

Taxation without representation. Them was fighting words back in Revolutionary War days. They should also be in 2013 -- for businesses in downtown Salem, Oregon which have to keep paying an Economic Improvement District assessment even after city officials took away their ability to have any say in how that money is spent. Salem Cherry Pits and Petals tells the sorry tale in "The City is asking for another year of EID funding." Excerpt: We should ask City Council to stop collection of the EID assessment as of June 30, 2013.  We no longer have any accountability for how the funds are…
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Posted inCurrent affairs Humor

Jay Lake fights terminal cancer with inspiring humor and courage

You've got to love a guy with terminal cancer, Jay Lake, who has a new favorite joke:

"What's the only difference between Jay Lake and a ham?"
"The ham is curable."

Read the entire Oregonian story that was in today's paper. Since it probably will disappear into the paid archives before too long, I've copied the story in its entirety and attached it as a continuation to this post.

Jay Lake
Jay Lake probably won't be immortal, but he can damn well have his story live on in cyberspace for as long as possible.

Which I'm sure his web site, jlake.com, will. On his blog, Jay has been writing about his medical condition and life. I plan to be a regular reader. 

I'm not terminal (except in the sense that we all are). But I've thought about how much sense it makes to have a memorial service for me while I'm alive — when I could enjoy it. I was glad to see that Jay is doing just that. 

A Jay Wake is scheduled for July 27. Sounds like a smiling-time will be had by all. Some excerpts from the Jay Wake page:

You are invited to the pre-mortem wake and roast for Jay Lake, a somewhat morbid, deeply irreverent, but joyous celebration of Jay’s life. This is a time for celebrating Jay’s life, loves, and dark, twisted sense of humor. Bring your stories (hysterical, at Jay’s expense), your tasteless jokes, and any and all expressions gleefully macabre. Come party with the man who has never passed up the chance to poke cancer in the eye and laugh about it.

…The Roast will begin at about 7:30. Be warned: the jokes and stories contained herein will not only push the boundaries of good taste, they will leapfrog over the boundaries blowing a raspberry. This is not a time to say how Jay touched your life. This is a time to say how Jay touched you inappropriately.

Beautiful.

Read on for the Oregonian story. 

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Posted inPhilosophy

2013 high school graduation thoughts, from Class of 1966

This afternoon the Courthouse Athletic Club didn't look like it usually does. Balloons and other decorations yelled "Party!" A fellow senior citizen who I often see in one of the weight rooms asked me if I knew what was going on. "High school graduation," I told him. "I think either South Salem or Sprague High School uses the club for a party every year." Driving home, I saw a car with a big 2013 marked on the back window. To prove to myself that I wasn't too senile to do some math in my head, I calculated how many years…
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