Yikes! Salem’s invasion of the mind snatchers!

Read all about it in my Strange Up Salem column that's in the current Salem Weekly issue. We've got to get the word out to everybody in town! The May election has revealed the presence of... mind snatchers!  Salem’s invasion of the mind snatchers The mind control device wasn’t visible.  Not surprising. I figured the Chamber of Commerce surgeons would be too skilled to leave any traces. They’d be the best money could buy. So after an election forum I decided to dive into the belly of the beast.  I looked Sheronne Blasi, a City Council candidate, in the eye.…

I’m so outraged at Jen Selter’s “butt selfies,” I had to look at them three times

My intellectual interest in Jen Selter arose when I read a piece on Jezebel, "We Need to Talk About 'Butt Selfie Queen' Jen Selter." Though I noticed two photos of Selter at the top of the page, I hurried past them to study what I hoped would be a serious post-modern feminist critique of the objectification of women -- a practice that I have heard about, but naturally have no personal experience with, given my lifelong heterosexual male practice of paying attention only to a woman's inner essence, not her bodily form. The article, sadly, turned out to be a…

John Oliver rants about Oregon’s “fucking idiots”

Hard to disagree with John Oliver: we do have ourselves some fucking idiots in this here state. But, hey, give us some credit.  It takes a special skill of sorts to spend about $250 million on a Cover Oregon website that is almost completely useless. Achieving that level of abject incompetence is impressive in a certain disturbing way.  Nice to see that Oregon can be made fun of on a national stage, Oliver's new Last Week Tonight show. A video of his right-on rant can be watched here. (scroll down to bottom of page)

Ugh! My review of new Statesman Journal web site

I had high hopes for the supposed newly-local freshly-designed Salem Statesman Journal web site. But my first impression of it was Ugh! Subsequent impressions haven't been any better. I've been a frequent visitor to the online Statesman Journal, even though I'm a print subscriber. My main reasons: (1) Commenting on a story, or reading comments from others; (2) Saving a PDF copy of a recent story; (3) Seeing if there is any breaking news that will appear in tomorrow's paper. The new design makes all of this more difficult. But an even bigger gripe is the whole look and feel…

Cherriots needs to get its Salem public transit act together

Oh, geez. What a letdown. Not an uncommon experience here in not-cool-by-comparison Salem, Oregon -- where we are regularly and spectacularly overshadowed by nearby much more with-it cities: Portland, Corvallis, Eugene. Thanks to No 3rd Bridge plus my comrades in local blogging, Salem Breakfast on Bikes and LoveSalem, I learned that Salem-Keizer Transit, a.k.a. Cherriots, is poised to cave on demanding that a new bridge across the Willamette be mass-transit friendly. The Cherriots board is meeting as I write this. Maybe they will change their mind at the last moment. Regardless, just the fact that a mass-transit organization is willing…

Oregon League of Conservation Voters blew Blasi endorsement

When I heard Sheronne Blasi say at last Friday's City Club meeting, "I was endorsed by the Oregon League of Conservation Voters," a what the hell? alarm bell rang in my head. Blasi is a Ward 2 candidate in the 2014 City Council race. She favors building a $400 million unneeded, unwanted, and unpaid for third bridge across the Willamette River.  The bridge would be an environmental, conservation, and land use disaster. Let us count some of the ways: -- The west end would land outside of the urban growth boundary, so the bridge would need exceptions to four statewide land…

No Typepad for past five days, so no blogging or blog

It's been a frustrating five days or so for Typepad, my blogging service. Also, for me and other Typepad customers who were taken offline by a nasty DDoS (distributed denial of service) hacker attack.  Actually the attacker jerks are worse than ordinary hackers, since apparently they made a ransom demand to Typepad which led to an FBI investigation.  I just noticed that my blog is back, so wanted to get an explanatory post up as soon as possible.

Civic Center police facility gets zero support from Salem city council candidates

A new police facility at the Salem Civic Center got ZERO support from nine City Council candidates at today's City Club meeting. Nada. Zilch. Not one candidate, including four who have gotten Chamber of Commerce endorsements, raised his/her hand when asked if a new police facility should be at the Civic Center.  The eight non-hand-raisers: Sherrone Blasi, Bradd Swank, Scott Bassett, Steve McCoid, Daniel Benjamin, Xue Lor, Jim Lewis, Christopher Proudfoot. Finally, something liberals and conservatives can agree on! The ninth, Ward 2 candidate Tom Andersen, was on an overseas business trip. A campaign supporter made a speech for him,…

Good news about Salem’s High Street trees

I just put this good news update on last night's blog post, "City of Salem kills more downtown trees for no good reason." UPDATE: After emailing Steve Ross (one of the property owners) this morning, I got a reply that he is open to trimming the trees if this can be worked out with everyone's approval. Steve said, "I love trees also." Great news. I asked to be kept informed as this approach to saving the trees moves forward. Many thanks to Steve. And to Elwood Newhouse of Elwood's Tree Service, who offered up his professional opinion of the trees' condition.…

City of Salem kills more downtown trees for no good reason

UPDATE: After emailing Steve Ross (one of the property owners) this morning, I got a reply that he is open to trimming the trees if this can be worked out with everyone's approval. Steve said, "I love trees also." Great news. I asked to be kept informed as this approach to saving the trees moves forward. Many thanks to Steve. And to Elwood Newhouse of Elwood's Tree Service, who offered up his professional opinion of the trees' condition. "It's all bullshit." This is a conversation opener that's guaranteed to capture my interest. Especially when I'm talking with someone about why…

Scott Bassett calls out the Chamber’s “Create Clones PAC”

Scott Bassett, the candidate voters should choose in the Ward 4 City Council race, spoke at last Saturday's Salem CityWatch meeting. I liked Scott's new term for the Salem Chamber of Commerce's Create Jobs PAC: the Create Clones PAC.  He's right. The four candidates endorsed by the Chamber -- Sheronne Blasi, Steve McCoid, Daniel Benjamin, Jim Lewis -- all have the same tax-and-spend position on the unneeded $400 million bridge across the Willamette that has been proposed. The bridge would take hundreds of dollars a year out of taxpayer pockets for decades, yet won't help with rush hour congestion and will destroy…

Sometimes great video art just happens

My wife and I do not consider ourselves great artists. However, if you wish to acknowledge us as such after watching the video we made today, feel free. When art just happens; when a soul-stirring creation is born from the ever flowing well-spring of spontaneity; when the actions of man, woman, and dog flow together in a never-to-be-seen-again moment (well, 105 second/moments, to be exact) -- such can only be called great art. Though of course Laurel and I are too humble to call our You Tube video that. Again, it is for others to decide whether the title of…

Salemians mourn trimmed trees — and U.S. Bank’s cut-down trees

It's been about a year since U.S. Bank and the City of Salem cut down five, large, healthy beautiful trees in the downtown historic district for no good reason.  Today the Statesman Journal ran a story about a less outrageous, yet still disturbing tree tale: "Salem residents mourn trimmed trees." Download Salem residents mourn trimmed trees (Caution: this excerpt from the story begins with an offensive word, Salemites. The official term for residents of Salem is Salemian. I know this, because I have issued that Official Proclamation from the height of my Strange Up Salem perch. Statesman Journal, Obey! ) Salemites are…

I’m grateful for 10 years of Salem Weekly

Before the current issue came out, A.P. Walther, the publisher of Salem Weekly, told me that the cover story would be the 10 year anniversary of our town's alternative newspaper. A.P. asked if I had any favorite stories from that decade of reporting on issues that the Statesman Journal, our decidedly traditional newspaper, almost entirely ignores.  I replied: Hmmmm. I have thoughts. Not a favorite story. My basic thought is…  Gratitude.   So many times (like every issue), I’ve been grateful that Salem has an alternative newspaper voice. Salem Weekly makes me realize that there are many people in this…

Salem Chamber of Commerce tries to buy City Council seats

Read all about it in the Salem newspaper, Salem Weekly, that prints what you won't read in the Statesman Journal. In this case, facts and opinion about how the Salem Chamber of Commerce and other special interest PACs (political action committees) are spending big money on City Council races that should be all about the public interest. Facts, in a Special Interests Dominate Salem City Campaigns story. Four weeks before ballots will be mailed, notable disparities can be seen between funding amounts and sources for Salem city council candidates.  The totals suggest lopsided special interest funding. Voters concerned about the…

These 2014 Salem City Council candidates want a $400 million tax increase

Watch out, Salem (Oregon) voters. Five City Council candidates want you to fork out hundreds of dollars more a year to pay for an vastly expensive unneeded Third Bridge across the Willamette River.   As pointed out by the Salem Breakfast on Bikes blog, an advocate for smart cost-effective urban design, these tax and spend candidates are advocates for the $400 million bridge that would do nothing to ease congestion, while displacing dozens of homes and businesses.  Sherrone Blasi, Ward 2Steve McCoid, Ward 4Daniel Benjamin, Ward 6Jim Lewis, Ward 8Christopher Proudfoot, Ward 8 Fortunately, there are four candidates who care about…

Slomo explains why the StreetStrider is so fun

Yesterday I discovered the tale of a marvelous 69-year-old guy who traded his medical career as a neurologist to become a nearly full-time inline skater on the San Diego oceanside boardwalk- I wrote about him on my other blog in Slomo's simple philosophy of life: "Do what you want to."  I shared a link to a New York Times story about this intriguing man, who used to go by the name of John Kitchin. Now he's known as Slomo on the boardwalk. A 16-minute documentary about him can be viewed on the NY Times site. Well worth watching. Just wait for…