Posted inEntertainment

2014. Still no Pac-12 Network on DirecTV. Am I an idiot to renew?

As I begin to write this post, the Oregon-South Dakota game -- kicking off the 2014 season for the Ducks -- will begin in nine minutes. I won't be watching it because of two goddamn corporate assholes. I live in the boonies of rural south Salem, 20 minutes from a sports bar. I have DirecTV, which is still in a three year long pissing match with the Pac 12 Network, with both sides throwing insults at each other (see preceding links). So I'll be listening to the Ducks game on the radio. Sure, the nailbiter in this mis-matchup will be…
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Posted inSkateboarding

Dude! I’m featured by NW Skate Coalition!

Googling myself today, one of my favorite self-absorbed activities, I came across a profile of a 65 year old longboarder/skateboarder on the NW Skate Coalition web site.  ME, ME, ME! Several months ago Cory Poole took some photos of me doing my land paddling thing at Minto Brown Park, and asked some questions about why I enjoy senior citizen skateboarding. The story was told earlier this month. NWSC Rider Profile Location: Salem Oregon Rider: Brian Hines Age:65 Ride: Longboard Larry Walkabout with Kahuna Big Stick Occupation: Writer / Blogger Why do you skate? Brian: I use it for exercise. How…
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Posted inSalem

Salem City Council pulls an OMG! downtown parking surprise

End of August. Time to relax. Lay back. Soak up the remaining summer sun. Let the living be easy.  But this isn't possible when you care about open government and the vitality of downtown Salem, and the City Council is up to its usual irritating closed-door, backroom, Machiavellian shenanigans. Damn them! I was all set to wash our deck today in preparation for re-staining it. However, I ended up emailing and phoning, trying to learn how a series of OMG's transpired at last night's City Council meeting.  I'll trace the Oh my God's backwards from the final one. I didn't attend the…
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Posted inHumor Salem

Comic says “Money doesn’t influence anyone.” Funny!

I love Pearls Before Swine's often caustic and cynical humor. Yesterday the comic strip featured Stephen Pastis' take on the Supreme Court's absurd contention that... "Spending large sums of money in connection with elections... does not give rise to quid pro quo corruption." Yeah, right.  In seven panels Pastis destroyed this argument. (click to enlarge) Of course, this crap also is going on right here in semi-sleepy Salem, Oregon. Wasn't long ago that I blogged about "Salem Chamber of Commerce tries to buy City Council seats." 
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Posted inSalem Strange Up Salem

At Salem’s French Press, a tale of two free papers

Waiting for a to-go order to be prepared at Cafe Yumm (my wife and I love this fairly new Salem restaurant), I headed across the parking lot to caffeinate myself at French Press. Where my 16 ounce non-fat vanilla latte had a marvelously artistic look to it. I have no idea how baristas do this. Actually, I don't want to know. I like living with the mystery of "Wow!" Whether by chance or design, the guy who made my latte achieved a blossom within a heart within primordial ripples of the big bang. Or something like that.  Needing some reading…
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Posted inHome life Salem

After 37 years, my last Betsy Thelan haircut

Since 1977 I've had a marvelous relationship with a Salem woman. She was with me through the end of my first marriage after 18 years. She's stood by my side through the 24 years of my second marriage.  Heck, she I have spent more continuous time together than almost anybody else in my life. So it was bittersweet for us to hug and say our goodbyes today. The occasion deserved a parting selfie. Betsy Thelan has been cutting my hair since I moved to Salem 37 years ago. Now she and her husband are moving to central Oregon to live…
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Posted inCurrent affairs Marijuana

Oregon anti-drug summit cancelled. Oregon Marijuana Education Tour should be also.

Good news for advocates of ethical political campaigns. Willamette Week is reporting that a planned Oregon Marijuana, Alcohol, and Other Drug Summit in Madras on October 1-2 has been cancelled. (See the blog post I wrote yesterday about the summit and associated tour.) The sponsor of a government-funded anti-drug summit has cancelled the event after WW first reported it had been set timed to coincide with the fight over Measure 91, the marijuana legalization measure. BestCare Treatment Services said late Thursday it was withdrawing from the summit, which was scheduled to include anti-drug activist Kevin Sabet. WW's story raised questions about the timing of a tour that would include…
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Taxpayer-funded “Reefer Madness” tour coming to Oregon

So for self-interested reasons, who would you expect would be against Measure 91, an Oregon initiative that would legalize recreational marijuana? Why, (1) law enforcement officials, because as long as marijuana is illegal, they have more lawbreakers in this state to justify their budgets; and (2) drug treatment staff, because so long as marijuana is (wrongfully) viewed as a dangerous drug, they have a larger pool of supposed drug abusers to justify their programs. Currently polling is showing that Measure 91 likely will pass in the upcoming November election. Backers of the initiative recently announced a $2.3 million advertising campaign.…
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Posted inRecreation

Photos of our 2014 Canyon Creek Meadows hike

Back in 2007 I shared photos of how the Canyon Creek Meadows trail looked four years after the 2003 B and B Complex fire roared through this part of the Jefferson Wilderness in central Oregon.  Here's an update, seven years later.  Yeah, just a little ways from the trailhead we're told this is wilderness. As in wild. As in Thoreau's famous saying, "In Wildness is the preservation of the world." It sure helps us feel better about the world to be away-from-it-all for a while.  Early on in the hike it is evident that regrowth is happening 11 years after…
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Posted inSalem

Bend (gasp!) shows Salem how to do urban design

There's a lot to like about Bend. But I've never thought of this central Oregon city as being on the cutting edge of mixed-use urban development. Well, I've never thought of my home town, Salem, as being cutting-edge in that way either. In fact, in any way. There's also a lot to like about Salem. However, there's a reason Oregon's capital city is often referred to as So-Lame. Still, I've figured that since Salem is in the mostly progressive Willamette Valley we had an edge over Bend in urban design, given that Bend is more conservative politically (in-migration of Californians…
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Salem’s newspaper gets new publisher. We really need a new newspaper.

The Salem Statesman Journal has a new publisher, Terry Horne, nine days after the Gannett Corporation announced it was spinning off its newspaper operations, leaving them to an uncertain economic fate.Download Terry Horne to join Statesman Journal as new publisher Gannett announced that previous publisher Steve Silberman was "moving on to a new job" on the same day the restructuring was revealed. Supposedly the search for his replacement would take place far and wide. Download Statesman Journal publisher moving to new job in Gannett John Zidich, president of Gannett's U.S. Community Publishing Divisions' West Group, said the company would consider internal…
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How to solve downtown Salem’s parking problem

Last night I attended a meeting of a group that has been discussing parking problems in downtown Salem, Oregon. I don't know if it has an official name, so I'll call it the Parking Group. From what I could tell it is made up of small business owners. A few outside observers, such as me, also were in attendance. The Parking Group's goal is to come up with some recommendations to improve the downtown parking experience, then send them on to the Salem City Council. Some background:  Last year a City Parking Task Force was well on its way to…
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Posted inHome life Salem

Our baby boomer quandary: keep living in large house, or downsize?

Like I've blogged about before, my wife and I -- both 65 years old --  are having trouble figuring out what we want to do when we grow up. More precisely, where we want to live. Do we keep on living in our beautiful, large, non-easy care, early 1970's house on ten acres in rural south Salem, or do we join the downsizing crowd and move to a smaller home in the city? Recently we invited a realtor to join us in our this or that, here or there perplexed ponderings. Rich Ford of Windermere Real Estate was recommended to…
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More Salem Historic District street trees may be removed

When I heard that plans are afoot (love that phrase) to remove more large, beautiful trees in Salem's downtown historic district, my interest was aroused.  After all, I followed the 2013 U.S. Bank tree removal debacle extremely closely. Eventually I wrote a tell-all report, "Outrage: Salem's U.S. Bank tree killings," about how the bank president and City of Salem Public Works director cut down five large, beautiful trees for no good reason, then misled the public about why they did it. I also was instrumental in saving some large, beautiful trees on downtown's High Street. In this case a property owner…
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How will Gannett restructuring affect Salem Statesman Journal?

Likely executives at our one and only community newspaper, the Salem (Oregon) Statesman Journal, will try to put a positive spin on today's announcement that Gannett is spinning off its newspaper holdings and USA Today -- separating them from its more lucrative assets: television and digital operations.Download Gannett to spin off publishing business But this is one more sign that newpapers are struggling in an increasingly online age. And Gannett isn't fighting in a heroic fashion, having a goal of preserving high journalistic standards even if it means going out of business one day. Rather, as a Forbes piece puts it, "Gannett Spin-Off Makes…
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I may not sound compassionate, but I’d say I am

"You don't sound as compassionate as the other people." That was my wife's reaction when she read yesterday's Salem Statesman Journal Rapid Response piece, which featured short responses from newspaper subscribers who have signed up to answer editorial queries. Download Rapid Response: Short takes on two big questions This week featured two questions. Here are my answers to each. Q. As Americans, what should our response be to the global suffering? A. Let's be honest: We have no idea what the suffering of people half way around the world, or even next door, is like. Our compassion is conceptual. We try…
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Oregonians, please legalize marijuana to honor… ME!

Hey, so maybe the title of this blog post sounds self-centered to you. What do you expect, dude? The author, moi, is a 65 year-old baby boomer. I'm proudly part of the Me Generation.  So naturally I see everything as revolving around the Flower Child center of the universe that we baby boomers brought into being back in the 60's.  Me especially, since I was in college at San Jose State University from 1966 to 1971. You know, the Bay Area not-Stanford and not-UC Berkeley. The ugly duckling to the south. Which for me and my friends was just a…
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