Statesman Journal never has talked with No Third Bridge leaders

Amazing. In a disturbing journalistic way.  The Salem Statesman Journal has editorialized in favor of proceeding with a $600-800 million Third Bridge across the Willamette River. It has published several news stories about this unwanted, unneeded, and unpaid-for debacle. Yet... the newpaper has never, not once, not ever, talked with leaders of the No Third Bridge citizen group. Read all about it in today's No Third Bridge Facebook post.  SALEM BLOGGER CALLS THE THE EDITOR OF THE STATESMAN JOURNAL TO TASK FOR POOR COVERAGE OF THE 3RD BRIDGESalem blogger and Salem Weekly columnist Brian Hines is right in his open letter…

Two tales of the Salem Statesman Journal: 2007 & 2013

An open letter (well, blog post) to Michael Davis, recently-installed executive editor of Salem's one and only daily newspaper, the Statesman Journal: Michael, in my self-appointed position as Statesman Journal Gadfly I've urged you to give more coverage to those opposiing the $600-800 milliion Third Bridge that City of Salem officials are determined to foist upon the citizenry.  To me, as to many others, this bridge is unneeded, unwanted, and unpaid for. It's an almost-billion dollar solution in search of a problem. The No Third Bridge folks have made this clear. Yet here we are, ten days from the July…

Public records confirm wrongness of US Bank tree removal decision

Yesterday I walked out of the City of Salem's Recorder's Office with a thick stack of documents.  They were given to me in response to two public records requests that I filed, wanting to learn more about the City's outrageous approval of US Bank's request to cut down five large healthy trees in downtown's Historic District. I was charged $350 for them. Happy early Father's Day to me, from me! But I would have preferred to have spent the money on something else. I've asked for a waiver or reduction of the fee since my request clearly was in the…

City of Salem taxes downtown businesses without representation

Taxation without representation. Them was fighting words back in Revolutionary War days. They should also be in 2013 -- for businesses in downtown Salem, Oregon which have to keep paying an Economic Improvement District assessment even after city officials took away their ability to have any say in how that money is spent. Salem Cherry Pits and Petals tells the sorry tale in "The City is asking for another year of EID funding." Excerpt: We should ask City Council to stop collection of the EID assessment as of June 30, 2013.  We no longer have any accountability for how the funds are…

Jay Lake fights terminal cancer with inspiring humor and courage

You've got to love a guy with terminal cancer, Jay Lake, who has a new favorite joke:

"What's the only difference between Jay Lake and a ham?"
"The ham is curable."

Read the entire Oregonian story that was in today's paper. Since it probably will disappear into the paid archives before too long, I've copied the story in its entirety and attached it as a continuation to this post.

Jay Lake
Jay Lake probably won't be immortal, but he can damn well have his story live on in cyberspace for as long as possible.

Which I'm sure his web site, jlake.com, will. On his blog, Jay has been writing about his medical condition and life. I plan to be a regular reader. 

I'm not terminal (except in the sense that we all are). But I've thought about how much sense it makes to have a memorial service for me while I'm alive — when I could enjoy it. I was glad to see that Jay is doing just that. 

A Jay Wake is scheduled for July 27. Sounds like a smiling-time will be had by all. Some excerpts from the Jay Wake page:

You are invited to the pre-mortem wake and roast for Jay Lake, a somewhat morbid, deeply irreverent, but joyous celebration of Jay’s life. This is a time for celebrating Jay’s life, loves, and dark, twisted sense of humor. Bring your stories (hysterical, at Jay’s expense), your tasteless jokes, and any and all expressions gleefully macabre. Come party with the man who has never passed up the chance to poke cancer in the eye and laugh about it.

…The Roast will begin at about 7:30. Be warned: the jokes and stories contained herein will not only push the boundaries of good taste, they will leapfrog over the boundaries blowing a raspberry. This is not a time to say how Jay touched your life. This is a time to say how Jay touched you inappropriately.

Beautiful.

Read on for the Oregonian story. 

2013 high school graduation thoughts, from Class of 1966

This afternoon the Courthouse Athletic Club didn't look like it usually does. Balloons and other decorations yelled "Party!" A fellow senior citizen who I often see in one of the weight rooms asked me if I knew what was going on. "High school graduation," I told him. "I think either South Salem or Sprague High School uses the club for a party every year." Driving home, I saw a car with a big 2013 marked on the back window. To prove to myself that I wasn't too senile to do some math in my head, I calculated how many years…

Republicans will kill 19,000 people a year by foregoing Medicaid expansion

Here's another nail in the coffin of claims that Republicans are the "party of life." No, they're the party of death. Big time! A RAND Corporation study says that expanding Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act (a.k.a. Obamacare) is the best financial option for states. However, at least two dozen Republican-led states are planning to turn down this Medicaid expansion. After all, if Obama wants something, it must be bad, right? So thinks the addled Republican brain. In this case, the addling isn't simply humorous -- as was the case with Michelle Bachmann's infamous babbling lies. (Thirteen straight PolitiFact ratings…

Why Salem downtown businesses don’t want parking meters

Putting parking meters in downtown Salem (Oregon) strikes me as a dumb idea. There might be a way for them to make sense, but the current City of Salem leadership doesn't seem capable of heading in that direction. Carole Smith -- a downtown resident, business owner, and building owner -- agrees. Recently she emailed me some thoughts about why downtown businesses are so negative about the parking meter proposal. And why they're irritated at how the City has been treating them. I've mildly edited Carole's message, which she gave me permission to share. Carole says: I haven't talked to anyone…

Cougar bill killed, thankfully, in 2013 Oregon legislature

My wife and I agree with Democratic state Represenative Brian Clem on most issues. But not on allowing individual counties to overturn Oregon's statewide ban on using dogs to hunt cougars. 

This legislative session Clem sponsored House Bill 2624. The bill would have permitted county-by-county votes on a question that a majority of Oregonian voters said "NO" to twice: whether dogs should be allowed in cougar hunting.

Thankfully, HB 2624 never made it out of committee in the state Senate.

How to manage mountain lions became one of the more hotly debated issues of the session. Clem led the charge to allow counties to opt out — by a local vote — of the law that bans the use of hounds to hunt the lions. He won big in the House, only to see the bill die in the Senate, stymied by Sen. Jackie Dingfelder, a Portland Democrat who chairs the main environmental committee.

There are two main reasons why HB 2624 was a really bad idea. I talked about both of them in written testimony that I submitted to the Senate Committee on Environment and Natural Resources (attached in full as a continuation to this post).

First, allowing counties to opt out of voter-approved statewide initiatives would set a horrible precedent. I told the committee:

No longer would statewide initiatives truly apply in the entire state. The legislature will have given a green light to those who fail to defeat an initiative to say, “Hey, you let individual counties opt out of the cougar initiative; now we want the ability to have counties opt out of [whatever].”

Consider Measure 49, a reform of Measure 37, which passed in 2007 with over 60% of Oregonians voting in favor. Yet majorities in many counties were in favor of a weakened land use system. Imagine the legal chaos if a county could opt out of Measure 49. Or any statewide law that a majority of voters in that county deemed unacceptable to them.

Yes, the legislature would have to authorize the ability to opt out of a law. But if you do this in HB 2624, the gate will be opened for other attempts to undo the statewide will of Oregonians — leading to a balkanization of our state. We already are unduly divided by unnecessary political rancor. Do we really want to add to that?

Second, cougars, a.k.a. mountain lions, are not a real problem in Oregon. They are an extremely minor threat to people (hugely less than domestic dogs are), and don't do much damage to livestock. So why kill them?

Well, my wife sat through several HB 2624 hearings. Apparently deer hunters are irked that cougars are killing deer — which, of course, is what cougars do. And why cougars, wolves, and other top predators are part of a healthy ecosystem.

Hunters kill the largest and healthiest game animals. Top predators tend to kill the smallest and weakest. Thus cougars do a better job at game management than hunters do. No reason to hunt them with dogs, as I said in my testimony.

No one has ever been killed by a cougar in Oregon. Many people have been killed by hunters. So if we're really concerned about protecting human life, there should be a thinning of the ranks of hunters, not of cougars.

Irrational hysteria is the only reason this bill has been introduced. My wife and I live around cougars. I've walked by fresh cougar deer kills. I frequently take walks at night in woods frequented by cougars. I'm not afraid of cougars.

Hopefully legislators will become similarly educated about these valuable top predators before they vote on HB 2624. Just as wolf management shouldn't be based on "big bad wolf" fairy tales, neither should cougar management.

Below is the rest of what I said in my testimony. I sure hope I never have to submit something similar again. Let this issue die, Representative Clem.

Black menu bar on Retina MacBook Pro: how I make it go away

This can't be a common MacBook Pro problem, or I would have found a solution more easily. But fairly often my 13 inch Retina MacBook Pro presents me with a black OS X menu bar at the top of the screen after I've closed and opened the cover. About all I can make out is the American flag on the right side. The black pixels that comprise the other icons are almost completely hidden, being black on black. When I'm using Safari, I have to visualize where the File menu, or whatever, is, then fiddle away in the dark to…

My Maui stand up paddling lesson goes, um, swimmingly

Stand up paddling (SUP) is the new hot thing on Maui's Napili Bay, where my wife and I vacation frequently. Me, I'm an avid bodyboarder, a.k.a. boogieboarder. I also am an avid land paddler on a longboard/skateboard.  This year on Maui, most days the waves weren't very big. So I spent a lot of time on the beach, boogieboard and fins sitting on the sand, wishing for larger waves. And watching the stand up paddlers do their thing. It didn't look that difficult. I decided to give it a try. So I perused a bunch of surfing/SUP brochures, each of which…

I become a columnist: Salem Weekly today, New York Times tomorrow?

Being a blogger is sort of like being a columnist. You get to write short essays about subjects that interest you. Those essays, a.k.a. blog posts, are published and made available to readers.  But I've always looked upon blogging as being to genuine column-writing as masturbation is to sex with another person: it's easier to do it all by yourself, yet less satisfying. It does indeed take two to tango.  So I'm thrilled to be able to say, "I am a columnist." In a real publication, made of paper (as well as pixels).  Today my first Strange Up Salem column…

Parking meters in downtown Salem might be OK if…

Recently I expressed a blunt opinion in my blog post title: "Putting parking meters in downtown Salem is a dumb idea." I appreciate the comments I've gotten. They've made me ponder further the pros and cons of downtown parking meters. I'm still opposed to the idea, but I've learned that the issue divides people in some interesting ways. I want a walkable, bikable, livable, welcoming, vibrant, attractive downtown. Some fellow advocates of this goal agree with what downtown should be, yet feel that parking meters would enhance, rather than detract from, a thriving Salem core. For example, here's a comment…

What does it mean to be “as old as I feel”?

There's a Taoist story about Chuang Tzu not knowing whether he is a man dreaming that he's a butterfly, or a butterfly dreaming that he's a man. This is similar to what happens when I wonder, "how old do I feel that I am?" I don't feel like I'm 64. If I don't gaze at my body, which obviously has aged, the "me" inside my head finds it difficult to tell the difference between senior citizen-me and teenager-me. Yet can I say that I'm now a teenage mind in a senior citizen body? Or should I say that when I…

Hey, airlines: let me use my Kindle before 35,000 feet

It took me a long time to start using a Kindle. I never thought I'd enjoy reading anything other than books printed on paper. But now I'm a convert -- for fiction, at least. (I still am addicted to highlighting paper pages of non-fiction books in my own personal colorful way, along with penning notes on blank endpages.) It was a delight to use my Kindle Paperwhite during a recent Maui vacation. Not so much, though, on the five hour flights to and from Portland.  Settling into my seat as the Alaska flight was about to take off, I pulled…

City of Salem fails to provide good reason for Third Bridge

I asked a great question at today's DemoForum session on whether a Third Bridge is needed in Salem, Oregon.  "Mr. Fernandez, what is the single most important reason Salem needs a Third Bridge? And please support your reason with some facts." The answer City of Salem Public Works director Peter Fernandez gave was direct, concise, and straightforward.  Also... proof that a Third Bridge isn't needed, just as No Third Bridge spokesperson Scott Bassett argued at the forum. Consider this: Fernandez is a smart guy. Also, he's an experienced engineer. He has been intimately involved with Third Bridge planning for years.…

Putting parking meters in downtown Salem is a dumb idea

There are things I wish downtown Salem (Oregon) had more of: night life, throngs of people, cool shops and art galleries, vegetarian-friendly restaurants, street musicians. Parking meters... that's something I've never wished for. Yet the City of Salem is determined to force paid parking down downtown's throat. Why? The reason remains a mystery, like other recent ill-advised City decisions. US Bank got an approval to cut down five large beautiful trees in downtown Salem. For no good reason. Three years ago the City's Public Works director, Peter Fernandez, made a promise to the US Bank president that the trees could…

Don’t elect Planned Parenthood haters to Salem-Keizer School Board

If you're a Salem-area resident who cares about providing the best education possible for our children, in the May 21 election be sure to vote for Cris Brantley, Nancy MacMoriss-Adix, and Rick Kimball. They're running for the Salem-Keizer school board. Each is in favor of the district's Teen Outreach Program, TOP -- which is demonstrably effective: TOP CURRICULUMThe TOP Changing Scenes Curriculum addresses many important teen topics, including:  • Healthy relationships  • Values  • Communication  • Examining influences  • Goal setting  • Decision making  • Adolescent development and sexual health  • Community service TOP IS EFFECTIVETOP has demonstrated the following…

My culinary connection with Bollywood

Oh, yeah. I'm almost a Bollywood star.  Defining almost to mean...  Someone who caused Shahid Kapoor, a Bollywood star, to become a vegetarian. Since what Kapoor eats is what makes him up, and I changed what he eats, ergo: I'm almost a Bollywood star. (If you don't think too much about the logic of that last sentence.) Read all about me! Here's my bro, Shahid, looking cool and doing his dance thing. We vegetarians have got it going on, for sure.  

My Salem Weekly opinion piece about US Bank tree killings

I only had one request to make of the Salem Weekly editors: if you have to shorten my opinion piece about the City of Salem's outrageous approval of a US Bank request to cut down five beautiful Zelkova trees, please... Don't take out my references to Tony Soprano and the Bada Bing Club. Pretty please. With New Jersey mobster frosting on top. Happily, they didn't. "A promise is a promise" was published almost exactly as I wrote it. Here's the first Soprano's reference. There was no good reason to remove the trees. None. Three times the city’s Shade Tree Committee…