New “Vancouvria” episode shows how scary Portland is

I love Vancouvria. Though only disseminated via You Tube, It's a lot funnier than the IFC's Portlandia in my utterly objective and unarguable opinion. Episode 1 of Season 2 has been released by the Vancouvria folks. It's great! "Big City Survival Class" shows how Vancouverites who are terrified of crossing the Columbia into Portland are cured of their fears. Sort of. Have a look, and laugh.   Seemingly I shouldn't be too scared of Portland, judging from the final few minutes of the video showing photos of the Vancouverites making their post-therapy field trip to the Mysterious Land across the…

Australia and Israel tightly regulate guns. Why can’t the United States?

When Americans talk about gun control, as, thankfully, we're back to doing after the horrific murders of twenty children and six adults at an elementary school in Connecticut, plus the killer's mother at her home, two irritating features of political discourse in this country bug me. First, too many people approach social problems with a religious sort of attitude. Meaning, they cling to supposed transcendent principles without grounding them in here-and-now reality. Example: talking about the Second Amendment and gun rights as if these were unalterable sacred truths, rather than choices made by fallible humans. Second, too many people refuse…

After recent gun violence, NOW is time to discuss stronger gun laws

Today its being reported that 26 people, including 18 children -- eighteen children, NRA! -- have been killed at an elementary school by a gunman. This follows two people, plus the shooter, being killed at a mall here in Oregon a few days ago. But, hey, we keep hearing, "It's too soon to talk about policy implications, about ways to reduce gun violence, about stronger gun laws." Including from the White House. Like I've said before, and will keep saying, because it's an unarguable fact: Guns kill people. People don't kill people. This is a lie: "guns don't kill people;…

New Google Maps iPhone app rocks! Great turn by turn directions.

Goodbye, widely despised Apple Maps, which leads people astray in Australia and so many other places. Including my home town.  Hello, just-released Google Maps app for the iPhone. It's already gotten great reviews. Such as from David Pogue in the New York Times. So the first great thing about Google’s new Maps is the underlying data. Hundreds of Google employees have spent years hand-editing the maps, fixing the thousands of errors that people report every day. (In the new app, you report a mistake just by shaking the phone.) And since 2006, Google’s Street View vehicles have trawled 3,000 cities,…

Brakeboard skateboard brakes to be sold soon. I’m stoked!

Here's why I'm stoked after learning that Brakeboard is about to begin selling an innovative, functional, cleverly designed skateboard brake. One of the first things I learned when I got my longboard was... skateboards don't have brakes. Well, allow me to be more descriptively accurate. After I jumped on my longboard for the first time and started rolling, my first thought actually was Fuck!!! Skateboards don't have brakes! How the hell do you stop this thing!!?? Answer is: not easily.  Foot braking is one way. But that requires standing on the board with one foot and dragging the other foot on the…

Obama should call GOP bluff on raising debt ceiling

Raising the federal debt ceiling should be automatic. That's how things worked before the Tea Party crazies got into Congress. Consider the facts, from Wikipedia: Every President since Harry Truman has added to the national debt expressed in absolute dollars. The debt ceiling has been raised 74 times since March 1962, including 18 times under Ronald Reagan, eight times under Bill Clinton, seven times under George W. Bush and three times (to August 2011) under Barack Obama.  ...The process of setting the debt ceiling is separate and distinct from the regular process of financing government operations, and raising the debt ceiling neither directly…

Electrical switch erotica: “three-way” really a “two-way”

My wife has gotten me into three-ways. I've been enjoying myself, though sometimes it's hard to figure out what goes where. The erotic temperature of this blog post starts to decline after those first sentences because I'm talking about electrical switches. Sorry. Our forty year old house mostly has old-fashioned standard light switches, not the more modern-looking "decorator" switches. So my wife went to Lowe's and bought a bunch of switches, both two-way and three-way. She forgot that a couple of switches at the bottom of our stairs control lights which also are controlled by switches at the top of…

Longboard land paddling in Pacific Northwest: not a sunny warm beach

Last July I took up longboarding (skateboarding on, duh, a longer board). I was a youthful 63 years old back then. Now I'm an even more youthful 64.  Not a typo, because my fitness level has skyrocketed after discovering the joy of land paddling on a longboard (a lot like stand up paddling on water except, duh, on land). You can peruse previous posts in the "skateboarding" category of this blog if you want to learn about the trajectory of my longboarding. I started by pushing with my foot, as most longboarders do, but quickly learned the drawbacks -- especially…

Why Republican tribe is being wiped out

I loved this column by Maureen Dowd.  A Lost CivilizationThe Republican tribe is being wiped out, and not by plague, drought or Conquistadors. I'll miss them. Sort of. Well, not very much. OK, actually not at all. But hopefully there will be a few specimens kept around in a political zoo so we can remember what they looked like, way back when.  Some excerpts: Too bad the Republican Party didn’t have my mom to keep it on its toes. Then it might not have gone all Apocalypto on us — becoming the first civilization in modern history to spiral the…

Taxes are good. Here’s why in 114 words.

Tax wisdom from Jill Lapore in her November 26, 2012 piece, "Tax Time", The New Yorker. Taxes are what we pay for civilized society, for modernity, and for prosperity. The wealthy pay more because they have benefitted more. Taxes, well laid and well spent, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, and promote the general welfare. Taxes protect property and the environment; taxes make business possible. Taxes pay for roads and schools and bridges and police and teachers. Taxes pay for doctors and nursing homes and medicine.  During an emergency, like an earthquake or a hurricane, taxes pay for…

How five year olds now ask “Santa” for presents

Disturbing. Yet also grandparent-proudness producing. That's how I felt after my daughter phoned a few days ago and told me how my five year old granddaughter is asking for Christmas presents. "Evelyn has learned how to press pause on the remote control," my daughter said. "When she's watching a kid show on TV and sees an ad for something she wants, Evelyn pauses the program, then yells at me to get my iPhone and write down the name of the desired gift on her ever-expanding list." Wow. Whatever happened to children going to the mall, sitting on Santa's lap, and…

Republicans now oppose rights of disabled. Shameful.

Just when I thought the Republican Party couldn't get any crazier, their political insanity ratchets up another notch.  I can almost understand why the not-so Grand Old Party disdains minorities, the poor, homosexuals, abortion rights advocates, secular humanists, and other people who don't fit in the small confines of who modern day Republicans consider to be morally acceptable. But disabled people? That's a new low. Which was reached yesterday when the Senate failed to ratify a United Nations treaty that protected the rights of disabled people -- including disabled American veterans who, along with Sen. John McCain, strongly favored the…

Post-election hypocrisy: Republicans now call for big Medicare cuts

Wow. I've come to expect an amazing amount of Republican two-facedness after watching Mitt Romney, the GOP's annointed presidential nominee, change his position on just about everything (abortion, global warming, Iran, etc. etc.) to wild acclaim from the right-wing faithful. But I have to give the Republicans credit. They've surpassed my expectations for GOP amnesiac hypocrisy by embracing a position on Medicare that, a mere month after the election, is exactly opposite to what Romney and Ryan campaigned on. Remember all those Republican ads castigating Obama for his supposed $716 billion in Medicare cuts that Romney promised to restore to…

How our dogs, cute as they are, drive me crazy

Dogs, we're told, evolved along with humans. So just as what other people do is a source of both joy and exasperation for us, family dogs are adept at the same behaviors.  As are children, of course. This is why I never regret having only one child. Early on I realized the truth of basic arithmetic: a mother and father together (2) outnumber a child (1), and apart equal the child (1 = 1). However, a mother and father together (2) equal a pair of children (2), and apart are outnumbered by them (1 < 2). Which explains the qualms…

To deal with fiscal cliff, let the red states semi-secede

I've got a great plan for handling the fiscal cliff crisis that is causing massive headaches for both Democrats and Republicans in Washington. I'm calling it "Chill" in honor of the Sirius satellite music channel I was listening to as the plan came to mind while I was driving home from downtown Salem tonight. Appropriate, because if there's anything our country needs right now, it's a chilling of the feverish right-left political arguing. Today Obama presented a fiscal cliff proposal to GOP leaders. They freaked out over it. Apparently Republicans haven't gotten the news that President Obama was resoundingly re-elected after…

I hate jury duty. Here’s why.

Right now I'm trying my best to not listen to an irritating video about the All-American importance of jury duty, a video I've ignored before previous times I've been called as a juror. It's being played here in the jury assembly room on the 5th floor of the Marion County (Oregon) Courthouse. One purpose of the video is to make me and my fellow morose potential jurors feel better about being forced to take time off of work, or whatever our usual life consists of, and do something we don't want to do. Amazingly, I just heard a woman on…

U.S. troops vs. Miami Dolphin cheerleaders in “Call Me Maybe” videos

Gorgeous! Both the guys and gals. Take your pick. Who do you respond to the most after hearing Call Me Maybe? The split screen version is my favorite. The troops in Afghanistan did a terrific job mimicing the Miami Dolphins cheerleaders. Whoever shot the video was highly skilled also.    Here's the troops by themselves.   And the cheerleaders by themselves.  

Republicans proven wrong about Rice’s Benghazi remarks

It's been eight days since I posted "Susan Rice vindicated about her Benghazi comments." Now, reports have surfaced that make her even more vindicated, and her ridiculous Republican attackers even more wrong. I'm following this issue because it provides a fascinating look into the reality-denying right-wing brain. It's been obvious for quite a while that Ambassador Rice was simply conveying talking points prepared by United States intelligence agencies. Driving around today, I heard GOP Senator Lindsey Graham interviewed by George Stephanopoulus. Graham was asked exactly that: isn't it true that Rice was conveying talking points approved by intelligence officials? He…

Our dogs are featured in Statesman Journal “PetClick”!

Fame. It's fleeting. Especially if you're a dog. Got to divide potential human fame-years by seven. So today Laurel and I were thrilled to see Serena and Zu Zu prominently displayed at the top of page 6D in the Salem Statesman Journal. (Just five pages from page 1! And three sections from section A!) Naturally you'll want to click on the image to enlarge our dogs closer to full size. And if you want to preserve the PetClick in another electronic form to become part of your Important Historical Archives, here's the PDF file. Download Pet Click Statesman Journal  The…

Obama, let Colorado and Washington go ahead with legal marijuana

Over in the New York Times TImothy Egan makes some excellent arguments in favor of a federal hands-off approach to the marijuana legalization initiatives that passed in Colorado and Washington a few weeks ago. Usually Republicans and other conservatives look down on NY Times opinion pieces, but "Give Pot a Chance" should appeal to people all across the political spectrum.  Social revolutions in a democracy, especially ones that begin with voters, should not be lightly dismissed. Forget all the lame jokes about Cheetos and Cheech and Chong. In the two-and-a-half weeks since a pair of progressive Western states sent a…