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April 1? Census Bureau assumes psychic abilities
Geez, I wanted to be a good citizen and mail in my 2010 Census form today. The cover message, dated March 15, said in bold type "Please complete and mail back the enclosed census form today."OK. I tried. But then I saw that my answers have to reflect the people living or staying in our house on April 1, 2010. Today is March 18. A lot could change in the next two weeks. I've written to all of the girls featured in the 2010 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, letting them know that we have a empty apartment area in our…
