Jack Reacher movie must show he’s the toughest Jack

Back in 2006, after extensive watching/reading research, I concluded that Jack Reacher, ex-MP hero of the terrific book series by Lee Child, was tougher than Jack Bauer, terrorist battling hero of the terrific TV series "24." In an unarmed mano-a-mano, you’d have to bet on Reacher. He’s 6’ 5” and about 250 pounds. Puny Bauer and his pussy martial arts moves would barely get Reacher warmed up. I fondly remember one Reacher bar fight which began with him calmly sitting at a table. He’s confronted by half a dozen guys out to give him a bad time. Reacher suggests that they should…

Airport security screening is almost useless. And irritating.

Check out a great article by David Pogue in Scientific American, "The TSA's Dumb Air-Security Rules Are Not Based on Science: Outdated screening rules aren't making for safer skies -- just longer lines." Having flown from Portland to Indiana and back recently, I agree with everything Pogue says. Getting through airport security is deeply irritating, but I wouldn't mind if the screening made scientific, logical, and reasonable sense.  But it doesn't. Here's some examples from Pogue's piece: Laptops have to come out of their bags and lie flat in a plastic tub—but not tablets, phones, Kindles, cameras or portable game…

Global warming is getting scarily real

Great way to put it, columnist Eugene Robinson: "Welcome to the rest of our lives." The extreme weather and global warming predicted by climate scientists is here. And it's only going to get worse unless the world gets off it's denying-butt and starts dealing with increasingly obvious reality. Here's a compilation of extreme weather events. More are coming. And then more after those. Believe it.   Last night I read a chilling article about global warming, "Running Wild," in a recent issue of New Scientist. Scary stuff.  Climate scientists have long warned that global warming will lead to more heatwaves, droughts…

My senior citizen skateboarding: days 1 & 2

Yeah, I did it. Got a skateboard. Longboard, actually. They're different breeds of the same four-wheeled animal. Quite different critters. Skateboards are all tricky; longboards are for cruising, carving, dancing. I thought about the pros and cons of jumping into longboarding at the age of 63 (see here and here).  Then my inner voice, which hopefully isn't a senile or self-destructive one, spoke to me. "Dude, do it!" Since it used the word dude, I trusted the voice. Figured it was in tune with the skateboarding vibe.  After talking with the dudes at Salem's Exit Real World skateboard/snowboard shop, I…

Photos of Oregon Country Fair 2012: wonderfully weird

Today Laurel and I made our annual pilgrimage to a 60's vibe (decade, not our ages) via the time machine of the marvelous Oregon Country Fair. It's held on beautifully wooded grounds near Veneta, outside of Eugene. If you've never been, go! Wherever you live. A few days ago Laurel flew home after visiting friends in Wisconsin. On the plane to Portland, she sat next to a woman from Iowa who was going to spend all weekend at the fair. There's nothing like it anywhere in the United States, for sure. Temperature was in the mid 80's. Perfect weather to…

Gas cars need to respect electric vehicle parking spaces

A few months after getting our all-electric Nissan Leaf, I was incensed to see seven of eight EV (electric vehicle) parking spaces next to chargers in Salem's Chemeketa Parkade filled with gasoline powered cars. Jim Motavalli, a writer who specializes in green car topics, wrote an interesting article on this subject: "Caught on tape! Gas cars parking in electric vehicle spots." Not surprisingly, the part I found most interesting was his mention of me. I feel the pain of EV owners who can’t charge because somebody took their space. Brian Hines took his newly acquired electric blue Nissan Leaf to…

Freeway backup shows craziness of relying on cars

Two things drove me crazy during today's drive from Salem to pick up my wife at the Portland International Airport: (1) Listening to right-wing talk show host Lars Larson, because his station, KXL, has good traffic alerts, and (2) getting stuck for a long time in a backup on I-205 whose seeming cause says a lot about the need for more mass transportation. This afternoon Larson didn't blather on about the blessedness of cars, and the hellishness of bicycles, light rail, high speed trains, and other alternatives to getting around in automobiles. But I've often heard him do this. Which…

Indiana is weird: down on coffee, up on chickens in swings

Yesterday I got back from a visit to Indiana. It was bizarre there. Starting with the weather. On Saturday we were driving around in our (blessedly) air conditioned rental car. I glanced at the outside temperature display. 108 degrees. One...hundred...eight...degrees. With high humidity. I felt like I was being waterboarded while standing straight up. At first it was difficult for my Oregon lungs to breathe. I kept thinking, "Is this air, or watery gruel I'm inhaling?" Whenever the highly unusual heat wave came up in a conversation with locals, I'd mention global warming as often as I could. Indiana being rather…

Oregon could legalize marijuana for adults in 2012

Way to go, Oregonians. Backers of the Oregon Cannabis Tax Act (OCTA) have turned in over 165,000 signatures for a citizen inititive that would legalize marijuana and allow its sale in state-licensed stores. That's almost double the 87,213 needed to be on the November ballot. I support OCTA not just because I'm an ex-pot head from my college days. It makes zero sense to spend so much money in the law enforcement and legal system trying to stop people from using an herb that is demonstrably safer and more beneficial to human well-being than alcohol. Currently we're in a period…

Obamacare is a middle-class tax cut

Beware! Republicans want to raise taxes on the middle class. A lot. How? By repealing Obamacare, a.k.a., the Affordable Care Act, thereby making health care much less affordable for Americans. Obamacare will provide tax credits for those who want insurance, but can't afford to buy it on their own. $686 billion worth over 10 years. By contrast, well-to-do people who can afford health insurance, but refuse to buy it, would pay only $54 billion in shared responsbility penalties. If you want to call those penalties a tax, as the Supreme Court did recently, fine. The net result of repealing Obamacare…

If Obamacare penalty is a tax, Romney is a huge tax-raiser

Mitt Romney never met a flip that he didn't soon flop. The guy has no spine. He bends to whatever his right-wing Tea Party masters want him to say and do. Not a great leadership quality for a would-be president of the United States. Latest case in point: at first he and his campaign argued that the Affordable Health Care penalty for not having health insurance wasn't a tax, contrary to the Supreme Court majority opinion. Probably this was because the penalty in Massachusetts under "Romneycare," which "Obamacare" essentially copied, also was handled by the tax collection folks, so if…

Not a big surprise: women are more moral than men

Roger Steare, a "corporate philosopher," has gotten 60,000 people across 200 countries to take a Moral DNA Test.  One conclusion: women are more moral than men. Which to me, is just about as surprising as a researcher concluding that wolves are more dangerous than kittens. Still, science is to be respected, even when what it tells us agrees with common sense. The study, which measured responses to questions about honesty and competency, showed females are more likely to make decisions based on how they impact on others. It also suggest the moral compass of both men and women alters with…

Senior citizen skateboarding: my new passion?

Can't get it out of my mind. Longboarding, which is skateboarding on, duh..., a longer board. After blogging about how I'm seriously considering giving longboarding a try at the age of 63, asking "am I crazy?", I've come to no firm conclusion. Of course, knowing the answer wouldn't tell me much. I've never had a desire to be averagely normal. And leaving aside obvious clinical insanity, craziness is pretty much in the eye of the beholder. We all do, think, and believe stuff which makes other people say, that's crazy! While to us... they're crazy. So viva la craziness. The…

Video proof: Republicans don’t care about 30 million uninsured

When I said that "compassionate conservatism" is dead in today's GOP, a few commenters on my post disagreed with me. I stand by my assertion. Even more so, after watching in full an interview with Mitch McConnell on Fox News.  Even after being asked repeatedly how Republicans would handle the problem of 30 million uninsured Americans, how they would move toward universal coverage, McConnell kept dodging the question, saying "that's not the issue." What a jerk. What an uncaring, heartless, uncompassionate jerk. This is the modern GOP: out of ideas, out of caring. Here's the proof.  

At 63, I’m seriously considering skateboarding. Am I crazy?

I've never been on a skateboard in my sixty-three years. But after a great conversation yesterday with a guy eight years older than I am, I'm seriously thinking of getting a longboard skateboard -- for cruising around, not doing fancy tricks. Is this crazy? Not to me. And not to the 71 year old man I met while we were waiting for our cars to be serviced at Mini of Portland. Killing time, we found ourselves standing together, looking at the new Mini two seat model in the showroom. Noticing what I was wearing, he said "That's a Crazy Shirt."…

“Compassionate conservatism” is dead in today’s GOP

This is how far modern-day conservatives have walked the Tea Party's right-wing plank: progressives like me now look back on Republicans like George W. Bush (and his father, George H.W.) a lot more fondly than we did when they were president. Like Ronald Reagan, both of the Bush's would be viewed as dangerously -- gasp!-- moderate by today's GOP faithful. Remember when "compassionate conservatism" was viewed positively by Republicans? No more. Just three years after George W. Bush left the White House, compassionate conservatives are an endangered species. In the new Tea Party era, they've all but disappeared from Congress, and…

Romney lies about Obamacare adding trillions to deficit

Does Mitt Romney have no shame? For a supposedly religious guy, he sure has no problem lying. Today PolitiFact caught him in an obvious falsehood.  The Affordable Care Act, a.k.a. Obamacare, doesn't add trillions of dollars to the deficit. Actually, the Congressional Budget Office says that it will reduce the deficit. So Romney is just making crap up.  So says PolitiFact, in a more polite manner. How is it that a law can raise taxes and cut spending, but also add trillions to the deficit?That was Mitt Romney’s claim after the U.S. Supreme Court upheld the core of the health…

Affordable Care Act will survive Supreme Court decision tomorrow

There. I've gone out on a limb. I put a "will survive" in the title of this blog post. I've been thinking that the Affordable Care Act, a.k.a. Obamacare, is going to fare better with the Supreme Court than most pundits are predicting. But until today I felt this was wishful thinking. My wife and I hate Blue Cross Blue Shield of Oregon, who we send a large amount of money to each month for an individual policy that steadily costs more and covers less. We're looking forward to becoming eligible for Medicare in a few years, having experienced the…

Great “Newsroom” speech: America isn’t greatest country

Thank you, HBO. Thank you, Aaron Sorkin. Someone needed to say this -- no, scream it -- on nationwide TV. The United States isn't the greatest country in the world. Last night my wife and I watched the premiere of a new HBO series, "The Newsroom." Jeff Daniels plays a news anchor who can't take the bullshit anymore during a panel discussion and tells it like this country is. Thanks to GQ.com, here's a transcript of the terrific mini-speech from How to Write an Aaron Sorkin Script, by Aaron Sorkin. A song in a musical works best when a character has to sing— when…

Baby owl visits us, then freezes like a statue

A few days ago my wife and I were about to get in our car. I was locking the front door when I heard Laurel say, "Brian, look at this. An owl!" It looked like a garden statue, perched in groundcover just off the edge of a stepping stone leading to our carport. At first I was worried that it'd fly off if I aproached it from the front with my iPhone in hand. But no. What we assumed was a baby owl was so "frozen," I never saw it even blink. (Laurel watched it longer than I did and…