“Portlandia” makes this Salemite envious

Last night my wife and I watched the first episode of IFC's Portlandia with more than a little city-envy. Portland is just way hipper, greener, progressive, and energetic than our sleepy Salem. I can't begin to imagine what a comparable Salemandia TV series would be like. All I know is that it'd be boring. Comparatively, I have to admit. Meaning, Salem has the geographical misfortune of being located between two of the most interesting cities in the United States, Portland and Eugene. So the yawn with which we Salemites describe our town is a relative evaluation, not absolute. Case in…

2010 Hines Holiday Letter belatedly shared

It's so passe to send out a Christmas ("Holiday," for us non-Christians) letter in December. That's so conventional, so traditional, so commonplace. This is an age of individuality, quirkiness, personal expression. Also, in my case, procrastination and laziness. So for both culturally artistic and personally flawed reasons, I'm only now getting around to sharing our 2010 creation online. The theme is...shuuuush...secrets. Download 2010 Christmas Letter Those who want more Christmas in January can read my entire Holiday Letter oeuvre, 1995-2010, here.

I’m closer to getting a Mini Cooper S (no thanks to God)

Though I'm not at all a religious sort of guy, back in 2003 I considered it a message from God when, right after reading an early review of the recently released Mini Cooper, I saw one of the rare (at that time) cars in downtown Salem. Anyway, until today I have seen only one Mini-Cooper on the streets of Salem, Then, waiting for a light to change at the corner of Court Street and Commercial this morning, walking to my martial arts class, I espy a yellow Mini-Cooper with a white top tooling down Commercial. I ogle it (though that…

Our mailbox is politically correct now

Jeez. I didn't realize how long it would take me to get the front door of our mailbox properly non-sexist and non-authoritarian. Here's the final result: Yesterday I headed up our driveway with some stick-on letters in hand, prepared to handle a long-procrastinated chore on a pleasingly dry and sunny day. Last year we got a Fort Knox mailbox, which are made a few I-5 hours south of us in Grants Pass, Oregon. We chose the slam lock door option, because we get quite a few packages -- largely because of my Amazon addiction. The door is left ajar so…

My bumper says, “Friends don’t let friends deny global warming”

I've never been big on putting bumper stickers on my car. Obama didn't even rate one in 2008, though I made an exception for John Kitzhaber's gubernatorial campaign in 2010. Since he is now Oregon's governor, obviously the sticker made a difference. I'm hoping the same will be true of my new bumper sticker message: "Friends don't let friends deny Global Warming." I bought two of architect David Stockbridge Smith's creations after learning about them via a Climate Progress post. It's more than a little strange that this bumper sticker is necessary. After all, there's no need for "Friends don't…

Never forget the big BCS question: was Dyer actually down?

Remember the Maine. Pearl Harbor. The first moon landing. Last -- and most certainly least, though still worthy of remembrance -- the controversial key play in the 2010 BCS national championship game between should-have-won Oregon and Auburn. Tomorrow is the one week anniversary of Auburn running back Michael Dyer's miraculous 37 yard jaunt down the field in the closing minutes of the game. "Miraculous," because it sure looked like he was down after being tackled, yet upon urging from the Auburn sideline he came back to life and kept on running for an annoyingly long time. So let us Duck…

Great commentary on Tucson shootings and violent rhetoric

Oregon has some terrific writers and thinkers. John Daniel is one I hadn't known about until I read an essay of his in today's Portland Oregonian. "When blood is not a metaphor" is a terrific commentary about the shooting a week ago of Congresswoman Giffords and the murder of six others by crazed gunman Jared Loughner. Regarding Sarah Palin's crosshairs metaphor, Daniel says: Neither Palin nor anyone on her political action committee intended that a warped 22-year-old or anyone else should use a firearm to shoot Arizona Congresswoman Gabrielle Giffords. But language set loose in public is instantly nationalized and…

Pineapple Express brings Hawaii to Oregon, sort of

My wife and I enjoy our Hawaii vacations. But they're kind of expensive. So it's nice when Hawaii makes an effort to come to us. Some of its weather, at least. This is today's satellite image from a free Mac app, Swackett, that I installed when Apple unveiled the new App Store feature. It shows the Northwest being hit by a stream of warm watery weather that is bubbling out of the vicinity of the Hawaiian islands. That explains why the temperature is a relatively balmy 55 degrees at this afternoon moment. I can almost pretend I'm in Hawaii. On…

Progressives are ready for civil discourse. Are Tea Party’ers?

Driving home tonight, I heard part of President Obama's speech at the memorial service for the victims of the Tucson shooting and liked what he said. He called for a new era of civility in American politics. Nate Silver, one of the most savvy commentators on politics and current events, wrote: President Obama’s speech in Tucson tonight seems to have won nearly universal praise. I suspect it will be remembered as one of his best moments, almost regardless of what else takes place during the remainder of his presidency. ...Mr. Obama’s decision to focus in some detail on the victims…

“Becking” is now a word — a politically dirty one

I consider Glenn Beck to be dangerous, untruthful, and hugely irritating. So even though I don't like to see his name get used more often than it already does, I was pleased to see that "Becking" has become a new word. As in, the Becking of Rep. Gabrielle Giffords. From a moral viewpoint Rep. Gabrielle Giffords is the victim of demagogues such as Glenn Beck and his allies at Fox News and in the Tea Party Movement. This is not about legal liability but about moral culpability. This is about a nation that has lost its moral compass. ...Now the…

I changed the Statesman Journal front page!

I rule! The Salem (Oregon) Statesman Journal bowed before the powerful blog command that I issued yesterday: put a story about Congresswoman Giffords' shooting on your front page. Such didn't happen on Sunday, when it should have, but the editors took my advice and made up for their unfortunate oversight today. Here's the evidence: Portland blogger Jack Bogdanski picked up on my post with his pithy "You thought the O was bad." The folks running the daily newspaper down in Salem appear to have even less sense and a worse attitude. My post and that on Jack Bog's Blog got…

Salem Statesman Journal blows off Congresswoman’s shooting

I've been surprised at how many people here in Salem (Oregon) don't read the city's newspaper, since we've always subscribed. Looking at the front pages of today's Salem Statesman Journal and the Portland Oregonian, I better understand why. Here's the email that I just sent to the Statesman Journal editorial board: If you ever wonder why people in Salem don't take your newspaper seriously, line up the front pages of today's Oregonian and Statesman Journal. The biggest story in the nation yesterday, which dominated the TV, radio, and Internet "airwaves" is relegated to page 11 of the Statesman Journal, with…

If Congresswoman Giffords was shot by a Tea Party crazy…

Today a Democratic Congresswoman from Arizona, Rep. Gabrielle Giffords, was shot in the head by a young man at a public event in Tucson.

MSNBC is reporting that she is still alive and in surgery.

If it turns out that the murderer was a Tea Party crazy, targeting Giffords for her support of causes he detested

Giffords, 40, is married to U.S. astronaut Mark Kelly. She took office in January 2007, emphasizing issues such as immigration reform, embryonic stem-cell research, alternative energy sources and a higher minimum wage. In November, she edged a tea party favorite.

…Then a lot of people, a lot, need to get very, very, very angry.

At Sarah Palin for putting Giffords on her "crosshair target list" for elimination in the 2010 elections. At Fox News for firing up the right-wing lunatics and failing to stamp out the vicious lies that fuel the flames of Tea Party extremism. At many, many people.

If this guy was a Glenn Beck-loving, gun-toting, take-back-our-country fanatic, it's time for all out war against immoderate Republicans. No more compromising. No more shading of the truth.

These assholes are out to destroy America, and all that it stands for: the rule of law, open and civilized debate, peaceful dissent.

Note: I said "if." I'm just saying…if.

[Update: when asked if Giffords had any enemies, her father said "Yes, the whole Tea Party."]

[Update 2: The sheriff of Pima County, where the attack occurred, wasn't shy about pointing out the responsibility talk radio and cable news (a.k.a. Fox "Noise") voices who spout anti-government vitriol have for pushing mentally balanced people over the edge into violence.

Paul Krugman, ditto.

You know that Republicans will yell about the evils of partisanship whenever anyone tries to make a connection between the rhetoric of Beck, Limbaugh, etc. and the violence I fear we’re going to see in the months and years ahead. But violent acts are what happen when you create a climate of hate. And it’s long past time for the GOP’s leaders to take a stand against the hate-mongers.

Along the same line, Gary Hart nails the dangers of over-the-top right-wing rheotric in "Words Have Consequences." Yes, they do. Six people died, including a 9 year-old girl. Are you proud of what you've wrought with your words, Glenn Beck, Michael Savage, Fox News, etc. etc. etc. etc.? Read on for what Hart wrote.]

House Republicans’ health care crap is making me sick

I thought it would take a little longer, but after just one day of John Boehner's Republicans taking control of the House I'm already seriously sick from their crazed commitment to repealing 2010's hard-won health care reform legislation. The craziness starts with the name they've given to H.R. 2, inaccurately termed “Repealing the Job Killing Health Care Act.” Actually the facts are exactly opposite -- which is common with the truth-killing B.S. Republicans like to spew. Here's what is genuinely job-killing: the hugely inefficient and ineffective American health care non-system, which costs businesses and individuals double what other industrialized nations…

I spot a cigarette smoking scooter rider

So I'm driving along in south Salem, after taking our recycling stuff to the D & O Garbage drop off site, and I find myself behind a 40-something woman on a scooter. We're both waiting for the light to change so we can turn onto Commercial Street. Being a scooter rider myself -- albeit a much larger one than this lady was riding -- I'm always interested in how people are outfitted, especially in 32 degree weather like it was today. The first thing I noticed were her bare hands, one of which, her left, was holding a cigarette. She'd…

Stanley Security in dark ages by requiring IE or Netscape

Wow, that was a rare (and unwelcome) blast to the past -- finding this on the Stanley Security web site: Sign Up for eAccountManager or eAccountManager PlusPlease note the PC system requirements for eAccountManager/eAccountManager Plus:IBM compatible computerInternet Explorer 5.0 or newer; Netscape 6.0 or newer It's been a long time since I've come across an Internet site that hasn't noticed there are other computers than IBM PCs, and other web browsers than Internet Explorer and Netscape. (Netscape stopped being supported in 2008, and few people used it after 2002.) This makes me wonder whether our security company communicates with police…

Global warming is causing disasters — Republicans ignore reality

With one exception, I'm not particularly worried about the damage Republicans can do in the new Congress, now that they're about to take over control of the House. A Democratic Senate and President will prevent them from enacting any batshit crazy laws. What's the exception? Acting on much-needed global warming and energy policy legislation. This is a policy area that can't wait for voters to come to their senses in 2012 and kick the do-nothings out of office. Obama is doing what he can administratively, but it'd be a heck of a lot better for the United States and the…

A 62 year old guy’s mildly-wild New Year’s Eve

To all of those youngsters out there who believe that life as they know it ends at forty, the New Year's Eve tale I'm about to relate may make you think, "Dear god, don't let me live until sixty!" However, this 62 year old is here to tell you that he's had a pretty wild day so far, by old geezer standards, and the evening is still young. (Of course, the evident fact that I'm blogging clear-headedly at five hours to midnight, not imbibing more potent psychoactive substances than the french press coffee I just made, says more about my…

Court of Appeals reverses Yamhill Co. “shack subdivision” approval

Does this look like a partially completed 41-lot residential subdivision with CCRs that require houses to be at least 2,500 square feet and meet design review requirements? (photo courtesy of the Oregonian) No. But this was one of the crazy tricks that Measure 37 claimants tried to play back in 2007, when there was a rush to spend money on would-be subdivisions before the passage of Measure 49 -- which restored some much-needed sanity to Oregon's land use laws. Today the Oregon Court of Appeals reversed Yamhill County's decision to give Ralph and Norma Johnson a "vested right" to continue…

Why Chase Sapphire is my favorite rewards card

My wife and I are credit card rewards junkies. But we're selective card holders. I only have two at the moment; Laurel has three. The main reason is that we like to maximize our rewards by charging as much as possible to a single rewards card. For a long time we fed at the rewards trough of United Airlines' Mileage Plus, which pumped a mile into a frequent flyer account for every dollar we spent. Eventually, though, we got tired of United's stinginess when it came time to redeem our miles for a free flight. Rarely were seats available on…