Laughter. Great mostly vegetarian food. Interesting people. A gay-themed wedding cake.
Republican fund-raising events might have some of these, but almost surely not the latter. And not as much of the former, I bet.
My wife, Laurel, and I thoroughly enjoyed a benefit last Saturday night for Carl Wolfson, he of "Carl in the Morning" on Portland's XRAY FM station.
The low-wattage signal isn't audible over the air here in Salem, but podcasts are available. And Salem's KMUZ community radio broadcasts excerpts from Carl's show every Monday from 9-11 am.
My favorite part of the evening was listening to Carl's humorous, heartfelt, edgy, politically-savvy remarks in the living room of Wayne and Claudia Baum, who generously hosted the fundraiser. A long-time comedian, the guy was wonderfully entertaining.
Carl introduced his partner, Gary Thill, on the left. (Photo was taken by Helen Caswell.) He related how they got married when Multnomah County briefly allowed this some years back. Then their marriage was "annulled" by same-sex marriage being termed illegal in Oregon.
Now that it is definitely legal, their marriage is on again.
Carl related that when he first took Gary to meet his conservative mother, during dinner she looked at them and asked, "Now which one of you is gay?"
Another high point for me was when the sixty or so guests gathered around the food table where a pre-wedding cake in honor of Carl and Gary awaited cutting/eating. The "not from 'Sweet Cakes by Melissa'" reference refers to the Gresham bakery that famously refused to sell a wedding cake to lesbians.
Carl was bothered by how the figurine on the right reminded him of Ronald Reagan. It must have represented Gary, since the other figurine was bald. Though Carl looks fine in his baldness, he creatively used a smooshed cookie to hair-up his doppelganger.
Aileen Kaye, along with husband Roger, was a prime organizer of the event. Aileen is a tireless promoter of progressive causes. A fan of dragons, I liked her long-sleeved t-shirt.
Suzanne Devlin crafted two large gift baskets which went for $125 each, helping to keep Carl on the air. Along that line, he talked about how, a few days after the 2012 reelection of Obama, Clear Channel converted Portland's progressive talk radio station (KPOJ) to sports talk.
Which is why Carl is now limited to XRAY FM and podcasts. Someday, I hope, he'll return to having the bigger talk radio presence he deserves.
I told Carl that comedians like him make the best political commentators. Pete Dominick has a similar liberal/agnostic sensibility on satellite radio. Along with television's Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert, of course.
My overriding feeling about the evening was pride in being a progressive. Everybody at the gathering shared my general political views, while being marvelously unique in other ways.
To see Carl and Gary standing by their wedding cake, joking about their upcoming marriage… priceless. Oregon has come a long way, as has much of the rest of the country, thanks to progressive ideals. And now we have legal marijuana in Oregon!
Carl said this puts a different slant on the biblical injunction: instead of stoning men who have sex with each other, now we know that they're supposed to be stoned.
Everybody tried to sing a song in honor of Carl and Gary with lyrics handed out on sheets of paper. But the music was inaudible due to a smartphone mini-speaker malfunction, and the result was chaotic disharmony. Carl observed:
"This shows why everybody should hire a gay wedding planner."
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Claudia and Wayne always put on wonderful parties. I know how much goes into something like we experienced at the Baum’s but it was, like you mentioned, to keep a very special friend on the air.
Aileen always does a phenomenal job on anything she takes on.
Claudia got a lot of help from LeeAnn Bromeland with the cooking. I want to mention that Claudia’s latkes are outstanding and she isn’t even Jewish!!! Together they cooked for two days to prepare the wonderful food served. All was outstanding.
I am sad to have to report that my ass is now officially two inches bigger after consuming a small slice of that very decadent chocolate cake. It’s Aileen’s fault. She brought it. Soooo good.
Suzanne, thanks for making me think of a sure-fire moneymaker. As you probably are aware (I sure am, thanks to upclose social media research), culturally this is the Year of the Female Ass. Bigger is better.
So the Marion County Dems should set up a web site which sells pieces of the chocolate cake that was served at the Wolfson event. “One small slice — guaranteed to increase your ass size by two inches.” Should sell like hotcakes.
Along that line, I tried to keep the focus on the blog post on Carl and Gary. But truth be told, I was equally enamored with those latkes (potato pancakes). Kept going back for more. I’d never had a latke before. I’m not at all religious, but I considered converting to Judaism just to have access to latkes.
Thanks for pointing out that Claudia isn’t Jewish. Now I know that I don’t have to convert in order to get a steady supply of latkes. I just need to suck up to Claudia.
All of the food was terrific. It was very vegetarian-friendly, which I and other non-meat eaters appreciated. The lasagna tasted a lot like my World Famous Vegetable Lasagna, the only dish I ever take to potlucks, since it is universally loved.
I’ll take this opportunity to share a link to the recipe. Which I admit isn’t original to me. If the recipe ever actually becomes world famous though, I’ll be pleased to claim ownership of it. See:
http://hinessight.blogs.com/hinessight/2005/10/best_vegetable_.html
Oh yeah, a sure fire way to get women to donate to a good cause: serve something good…anything that will guarantee our ass will be bigger leaving then when we walked in.
Not a good idea.
What has made Fat Ass Kim Whatshername famous for (that and a sex tape), an ass big enough to park a ’68 VW on it is not something most women really want. At least not yours truly.
Uh…back to the drawing board.
Damn. Another of my fantasy-bubbles is deflated by a pin prick of reality.
But won’t Kim Kardashian and Nicki Minaj buy two slices of cake? If we charge them $1,000 a slice, the scheme is still worth doing.
No woman I know will pay $1,000 for a slice of cake that will increase her butt, booty, badonkadonk, arse, junk in the trunk, fanny, money maker, bubble butt, caboose, behind, buttocks……or ass. Trust me on that Señor Hines.