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Fox News tries to make tea party news

Today some friends and I were talking about how Fox News was in the business of making news, not reporting it -- when it came to promoting the ridiculous pseudo-tax protests called "tea parties."I say pseudo, because the sparsely attended tea parties clearly were much more Obama-bashing events than anti-tax efforts. After all, Obama has reduced taxes for 95% of working Americans, not raised them.Here's proof.As Media Matters has extensively documented, Fox "News," the most popular cable news network in America, aggressively pushed these tea parties on air and on line for weeks on end. It billed them as "FNC…
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Posted inMeasure 37

Some April ’09 Oregon land use news

Like I said earlier this month, things have been pretty quiet on the Oregon land use front since Measure 49 was passed by voters in November 2007, restoring some much-needed protections to this state's vaunted livability.But there's been some action recently.Closest to home, a Marion County hearings officer issued her recommendation on the Laack subdivision vested rights application. (It's a 3.2 MB file.)Download Laack vested rights recommendationMy wife and I have been leading our neighborhood's fight against the proposed subdivision, which the county's own groundwater experts say threatens neighboring wells and nearby Spring Lake. The vested rights "recommendation" really isn't…
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Less God, more porn

Pat Buchanan says America "is being systematically de-Christianized and secularized," while pornography is promoted.And the problem with this is...? Sure sounds to me like this country is on the right track. My fellow citizens are steadily coming to the same conclusion also.
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I love taxes! They do so much good.

Today is tax day. I feel happy. Giving, like they say, is better than receiving. Well, at least equal.Each year, paying our taxes is the biggest gift that my wife and I offer to other people. We help elderly and poor people get health care through Medicare and Medicaid. We help make public education available to every child in America. We help support international assistance programs that feed, clothe, and otherwise assist fellow human beings in need.Close to home, today our local newspaper here in Oregon ran a story, "Thousands more may get jobless benefits." Women with children. Young people…
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Posted inNeighborhood

California ground squirrels are driving us nutty

Maybe this is karma for a one-time Californian, moi, defying Oregon governor Tom McCall's plea in the 1970s to "come visit, but please don't live here." I stayed, and now I've got plenty of California company --  ground squirrels who have migrated into the northwest and are making a mess of our yard and crawl space.  They are super cute, which makes dealing with the critters a lot more difficult. We can't imagine killing them. But their reputation as "one of the most troublesome pests to homeowners and gardeners" seems well-deserved.For most of the nineteen years we've lived in rural south…
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Posted inHealth

Patients should question their colonoscopy preparation

Recently I wrote about my aggravation when staff at Salem Gastroenterology Associates (SGA) , the only place in town that does colonoscopies, brushed off my questions about their two day clear liquid diet preparation for the procedure.I'd emailed a mention of the post to the SGA nursing staff, saying that I hoped they'd reconsider both their colonoscopy prep protocol and how they respond to patient concerns. Yesterday I got a phone call from Zoe Wendolowski, who I believe is the nursing head honcho (probably her real job title is more formal). We had a thoroughly enjoyable lengthy conversation that likely…
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Posted inHome life

Well drilling ups and downs

These well-drilling photos are a good reflection of our emotional state the past few days. Drilling a new well has its ups. It was a kick to see Troy, of All Seasons Well Drilling here in Salem/Keizer, making his rig do sit-up tricks as he maneuvered the hugely heavy truck into place over the gravel that we'd put down in front of the new well location. Next day he was ready to go. Amazingly, given the stories I've heard about how long it used to take someone to dig a well by hand, or with crude equipment, he was down…
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Ageless consciousness or perpetual immaturity?

I don't feel my age (60). But when I ponder my inner sense of self, it seems that I don't feel any age.That said, often I'll admit to having an adolescent personality. But since I'm a man, this pretty much is taken for granted. (Witness my instant infatuation with iFart.)Plus, it's obvious that if we're going to feel like we're a different age than what we are, it's going to be a younger age, since we have no experience with being older. So when people say "I don't feel my age," I suspect they're referring to what I said above:Consciousness…
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Posted inHealth

Think twice about getting a colonoscopy in Salem (Oregon)

First off, note that I said think twice. Your first thought -- "I should get a colonoscopy"-- is absolutely correct. The procedure saves lots of lives through early detection and prevention of colon cancer, though recent research shows it isn't as effective as previously thought. Now it looks like colonoscopies prevent 60-70% of cancers rather than 90%. Still darn good. Which is why I had a virtual (CT) colonoscopy in 2006. Naturally I blogged about it.Last fall an occult (hidden) blood test done as part of my annual physical exam was positive. I asked for a re-test, since I had…
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Posted inMeasure 37

Oregon Court of Appeals ruling supports Measure 49

The Oregon land use front has been pretty quiet since Measure 49 was passed by voters in 2007, negating the most obnoxious provisions of Measure 37 -- which allowed some property owners to opt out of rules that everyone else has to live by.However, legal issues relating to these measures continue to percolate in the coffee maker of state and federal courts (to use metaphorical language that I regretted as soon as the words dripped through the filter of my writing mind, but which I'm too lazy to change).One of these issues is whether Oregon's "goal post statute" -- ORS…
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Posted inWriting/Weblogs

Twitter — my path to enlightenment

Some people consider my new found Twittering to be a useless waste of time. By "some people" I mainly mean my wife. She hasn't realized yet, as I have, that Twitter is much more than an easy means for me to cast 140 characters or less of what I'm doing into cyberspace on a whim. Clearly, it is my path to enlightenment.I say this after having pursued daily meditation, vegetarianism, and other spiritual practices for some forty years (longer, if one considers that being almost continually stoned on pot or psychedelics in college is a spiritual practice).Now, of course, I…
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Do dogs try to cover, or spread, their poop?

When I told my wife that today's blog topic was dog poop, she said, "You're lucky that this is all you have to worry about." Since at the time she was vacuuming the kitchen floor while I was perched at the counter with my laptop, sipping a cup of coffee and using Google to delve into the depths of dog poop behavior, I have a feeling that her comment had an ironic quality to it.I'm unapologetic, though. Human civilization advances by exploring the natural world. And few things are more natural than pooping. My interest in this question began a…
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“No taxation without representation” is idiotic in 2009

Once in a while I hear Glenn Beck on the radio, or see him on cable news. One of his catchwords these days is how "taxation without representation" supposedly is going on in the United States.Huh? We just had an election in 2008. Barack Obama was freely and fairly elected President. The Democratic Party freely and fairly enlarged its majorities in the House and Senate. I don't get this "without representation" stuff.Beck is plugging tea parties as part of his 9/12 Project (nine principles and twelve values he came up with that are supposed to take us back to the…
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Posted inSustainability

Metolius editorial in Oregonian wrong again

Oregon's largest newspaper, the Oregonian, is dead-set on defending large destination resorts that threaten the fragile -- and drop-dead beautiful -- Metolius River basin.Today's editorial outrage is "A Process of Critical Concern." It repeats a previous erroneous contention by the editorial board that current governmental and legislative efforts to protect the basin are end-runs around the state's land use planning system.But for those who believe the state has an effective and respected system for sifting environmental, recreational, economic, agricultural, housing and other needs, the process that was engineered to protect the Metolius was far less beautiful than the river. The…
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Oh, my god, I’m twittering!

The devil must have made me do it. Or, the Grand Lord of Why Not? Because a mere three days ago I had blogified about how Twitter didn't interest me. And now I have a Twitter page. An Emerson quote comes to mind:A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds.What turned the corner on tweeting for me was a moment when, in the course of pondering the pros and cons of opening a Twitter account, and thinking "this craze is useless," I realized: Yes! That's the point! Uselessness!Such was one of the themes in my "The Tao of Paris…
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Killing coyotes isn’t necessary. Our neighbors are wrong.

We're engaged in a not-entirely-friendly debate with some neighbors about coyote killing. They're out to shoot the critters. We want to live with them. The facts are on our side, because killing coyotes generally results in more of them, not less.So says a factsheet, "Living With Coyotes," from the city of Tigard here in Oregon.Download Coyote factsheet While coyote control can be effective in eliminating specific individuals, it will not help reduce local populations. Coyotes have a compensatory, density-dependent breeding rate. Killing coyotes disrupts population structure causing more coyotes to breed and have larger litters. Coyotes will also quickly fill…
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Twitter doesn’t interest me. Do I need to tweet that?

Since I have two blogs, a web site, several laptops, and an iPhone, I keep wondering why Twitter hasn't tweaked my interest.Everybody seems to be twittering, or "tweeting," these days. Well, nobody that I actually know. But I've been reading about The Twittering Class. Which makes me wonder, should I join the Twittergentsia? I don't want to be left out of a cool social movement, especially when it involves technology. So I tried to convince myself that I needed to start tweeting.First stop: a couple of important people's Twitter pages. First impression: yawn. John McCain has over 254,000 followers of…
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Posted inFamily

Now we’ve really proven Dr. Laura wrong

For five years Laurel and I have been building up to our ultimate nyah, nyah, you're so wrong! retort to Dr. Laura Schlesinger, the advice guru who is fond of reducing complex and mysterious human relationships to simplistic sound bites.Back in 2004 I warmed up with "14th anniversary -- take that Dr. Laura!" I noted that Laurel and I had known each other for about eight months before we got married, and I proposed within four months. A no-no for Dr. Laura, especially since I'd recently ended an eighteen year marriage. I said:One of her oft-heard Relationship Tenets was that…
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Posted inCurrent affairs

Outrageous bonuses go to PGE and AIG executives

We here in Oregon are getting a double dose of undeserved bonus outrage. Most attention is being given to $165 million in payments to AIG employees who oversaw the crazy financial dealings that led to the company's near collapse.But let's not lose sight of our own local corporate outrageousness: Portland General Electric's CEO, Peggy Fowler, is retiring after being given a final pay package of $4.5 million and a retirement plan of $790,000 a year.Our electricity comes to us via the excessively expensive graces of PGE. We've been trying to save energy by using compact fluorescent bulbs, wrapping duct pipes,…
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Posted inSustainability

Destination resorts cost Oregon taxpayers a lot

Last Thursday I fired up our Prius and trundled down to the Capitol to testify in favor of a bill that would prevent additional destination resorts from trashing Oregon's beauty and livability.Having gotten to the hearing room early, a rarity for me, I was one of the first people to sit at the HB 2227 witness table. Early on in my testimony I plugged a 2007 blog post, "Save the Metolius from destination resorts," quoting an outrageous remark by Bill Bellamy, a Jefferson County commissioner."Whether or not you like what destination resorts have done, it's phenomenally significant what they do…
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