Jeez…I didn’t win “sexiest vegetarian” contest

Oh, man, I'm so bummed. Laurel picked up the newspaper yesterday and pointed out that PETA's Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door contest had a male Salem finalist.And the guy wasn't me. The reason must have been that I didn't enter.  Heck, what would have prevented a sixty year old who's been a vegetarian for almost four decades, and is still able to flaunt a beefcake tofucake photo like this from winning the contest?Oh, here's an idea: ageism. I carefully inspected the photos of the male and female Sexiest Vegetarian Next Door 2008 contestants. Well, "carefully" actually only applies to one of…

Index investing rocks and Jim Cramer sucks

I've hugely enjoyed watching Jon Stewart roast CNBC in general, and Jim Cramer in particular, over the Comedy Central humor fire.If you missed Stewart's spot-on demolishing of CNBC's and Cramer's supposed financial acumen, you can catch up here and here.Cramer is entertaining on his frenetic "Mad Money" show. But his investing philosophy -- individual stock-picking and market timing -- is a proven loser. Why anyone follows his bad advice is a mystery to me.Hopefully The Daily Show's expose of Cramer's cluelessness will lead fans of Mad Money to look elsewhere for sound investment advice. On the first of Jon Stewart's…

Crazy kicker law is downside of Oregon quirkiness

I've loved Oregon's independent streak since I moved here from California in 1971. But being pioneering and one-of-a-kind in the country isn't always something to be proud of.Let's evaluate some examples of this state's legislative quirkiness.First assisted suicide law ...great.First bottle bill ...great.First statewide land use planning law ...great.Oregon beach bill ...great. (Hawaii only other state that guarantees public access)Oregon medical marijuana bill ...great. (Second state to have one, after California)Ban on self-service gas ...OK (New Jersey only other state with a ban)No sales tax ...stupid (one of five states without one)Oregon kicker law ...SUPER stupid Well, five of eight "great's"…

The strange tale of Randi Rhodes and Nancy Skinner

I'm so happy that Randi Rhodes has departed Air America. I liked her politics, but hated her radio talk show style.(See my "Randi Rhodes is an embarrassment to progressives" and "Air America needs to dump Randi Rhodes.")I used to have to grit my teeth when I tuned in KPOJ, Portland's Progressive Talk Station, during the late afternoon hours when Rhodes held forth -- egotistical, interrupting callers, unorganized, factually challenged, irritatingly shrill. (Comments on this blog post echo my feelings about Rhodes.)Now Nancy Skinner has replaced her. Skinner is much easier to listen to: calm, well informed, thoughtful, respectful to guests…

Sam Adams “Gay?” video offends some (not me)

From my south Salem viewpoint some sixty miles away from Portland, I feel light years distant from the "Sam Adams is a lying, cheating, despicable bastard!" frenzy that many Mayor-haters continue to engage in.(To bring those outside Oregon up to speed, Portland Mayor Sam Adams is dealing with a scandal involving a relationship with a fellow gay guy who was 17 when they first met, and 18 when they had sex. Adams lied about the nature of the affair prior to his election last November. Read all about it here, here, and here.)Today blogger Jack Bogdanski put up "A new…

Warren Buffet and me have one thing in common

While I'm waiting for my mood-elevating soma to arrive from the government, I'll try to reduce my financial meltdown anxiety by griping about what the federal stimulus and bailout plans are doing for us, personally.In short: nothing. At least, nothing that I've been able to discern from reading all the newspaper and magazine articles with headlines like, "How you'll benefit from the stimulus package."Well, the only good news is that this makes me feel like a monetary brother to Warren Buffet, investing guru extraordinaire. Our net worth and economic knowledge are vastly different, but both Warren and me are ticked…

Stock market down — we need a soma high

Contemplating today's continuing stock market meltdown, which is bearing a disturbing resemblance to the Great Depression, thoughts of soma started running through my anxiety-soaked head.Remember soma? It's a drug featured in Aldous Huxley's "Brave New World." Wikipedia recaps a book that I read a long time ago:All members of society are conditioned in childhood to hold the values that the World State idealizes. Constant consumption is the bedrock of stability for the World State. Everyone is encouraged to consume the ubiquitous drug, soma, which is probably a historical allusion to a mythical drink of the ancient Aryans. Soma is a…

Why I don’t want a new Kindle 2

I must be one of the first people to get a Kindle 2 in my book-loving hands and return it the same day. Namely, yesterday.Amazon sent me my order for its upgraded electronic reading device much more quickly than I expected. I'd been leaning toward canceling my purchase, but figured I had some time to do the deed, since Amazon said it was giving preferential Kindle 2 treatment to owners of Kindle 1.So after I got an email saying my Kindle was on its way, all I could do was wait for its arrival. I felt sort of sorry for…

Legalizing marijuana would boost the economy

Way to go, Tom Ammiano. He's a California assemblyman who has introduced a bill to legalize marijuana in his state. AB 390 would decriminalize pot but regulate it like alcohol, limiting sales to those 21 and over. It would also impose a tax of $50 per ounce—something Ammiano said could bring $1 billion annually into our cash-starved state. The bill doesn't have much chance of passing, given the United States' irrational drug policies. But it's a much-needed step in the right direction. Recently New Scientist ran a story, "Radical alternatives proposed for cannabis controls," that described why legalizing marijuana makes…

Bring on European “socialism” — the U.S. is ready for it

Driving back to Salem from Portland today, a single glance across the median of I-5 gave me a vision of how much better this country could be if we became more Euro-socialist (I prefer the term, "communitarian").A car had stopped in the break-down lane. Next to it was a pickup with a seal on the door. I'm pretty sure it was one of the vehicles that helps drivers who are out of gas, or otherwise need assistance.A government vehicle.With that glance, a warm feeling of Wouldn't it be great if this act of governmental kindness extended across our whole society?…

Mint is a great personal finance site

I hate watching our investments decline in value. And worrying about whether we're spending more than we should. But I love Mint, a free money management web service.After reading about Mint in a news magazine, I fired up my MacBook this morning and decided to see how good it looked. First impression: nice. And that carried over to the entire hour or two I spent on the Mint web site. Sign-up was simple. Then came the part I was worried about, giving Mint access to our checking account, investment portfolio, and IRAs. I've used Quicken for many years, and have…

Where does money go in a financial meltdown?

When investments tank and lots of people are losing money, does this mean that a small number of fat cats are making money? This question came in for quite a bit of discussion at our house last night. We hosted the monthly meeting of our Salon discussion group, where we talk about whatever is on people's minds.And right now losing money in the financial meltdown is front and center in most American psyches. A few in our group were convinced that somebody has the money they've lost in the stock market. "How could it just disappear?" they said. "It has…

Wellspring Center teaches secrets of happiness

A couple of days ago I learned how to be happy -- in less than ninety minutes. Plus, I got to eat a terrific dinner and drink some excellent Oregon Pinot Noir during the lesson.Sweet!This was the first time Laurel and I had been to Woodburn's Wellspring Center for Extraordinary Living. Yes, Woodburn, a city between Portland and Salem that few people associate with hip, cutting edge, philosophically profound integrative medicine.When we entered the Wellspring building (a remodeled K-Mart reportedly), I thought "Wow!" The place looked like something you'd find in trendy southern California. Curving corridors, tile everywhere, Zen-like design…

Non-shock: men see bikini-clad women as objects

Sometimes science reveals the obvious. New research shows that, in men, the brain areas associated with handling tools and the intention to perform actions light up when viewing images of women in bikinis....Although consistent with conventional wisdom, the way that men may depersonalize sexual images of women is not entirely something they control. In fact, it's a byproduct of human evolution, experts say. The first male humans had an incentive to seek fertile women as the means of spreading their genes.Guys, we can't fight evolution. So, embrace it.

George Will lies about global warming

George, how could you do it? You've been one of the few conservative columnists I could read without wondering, "What bag of untruth was that statement dragged out of?"Yet now Will has joined the Reality Is What We Say It Is crowd, having spouted blatant lies about global warming in today's column, "Dark Green Doomsayers."Now, lies is a strong word. It fits in this case, though -- better than mistaken, misleading, or such. One reason: George Will is a national columnist with considerable fact-checking resources. And his piece is just ten paragraphs long. There's no excuse not to get important…

Anonymous commenting vs. revealing who we are

Since I've been actively blogging for over six years, I've seen the best and worst of people when they're able to leave anonymous comments on blog posts -- a practice I've always allowed.It bothers me when someone hides behind a made up name -- "slugface99"-- spewing venomous insults, idiotic falsities, and profane rants into an otherwise mostly courteous blog conversation.It warms my heart when someone reveals an intimacy about themselves -- a deep fear, longing, forbidden lust, or whatever -- that would have been impossible to share with a real name attached to it.In a previous post I took TypePad,…

My TypePad Connect review: thumbs down

Blogging is a big part of my life. Thus so is TypePad, the service that hosts my HinesSight and Church of the Churchless blogs.By and large, I'm happy with TypePad. But not with their TypePad Connect service, which I tried out for a week before shutting it down when it seriously screwed up my blogs.I've spent quite a bit of time communicating with TypePad staff about what they need to do to improve both TypePad Connect and their basic blogging service (actually, I'm a "Pro" member, several steps above "Basic").Invariably I get a prompt, friendly reply along the lines of,…

Let’s make Obama Philosopher-King

I'm ready to turn over control of our county to Barack Obama. For a while. Not permanently. It just seems like we need a really wise Philosopher-King right now, one dude who's in charge of things and doesn't have to deal with fools in Congress. In time of war we have a Commander in Chief. This economic crisis deserves a similar temporary turning over of leadership control to a single individual who does whatever is needed to preserve and protect the United States.Now, I realize this is a fantasy. Minor details like the Constitution prevent the President from ignoring Congress…

Keep resorts out of the Metolius River Basin

This should be a no-brainer: preserving a uniquely special place in Oregon — the Metolius River Basin recreation area — that is threatened by two large destination resorts.

But brains are in short supply among some who approve of this potential travesty.

As noted in my 2007 "Save the Metolius from destination resorts," Jefferson County commissioner Bill Bellamy came up with this astoundingly poor reason for allowing about 3,000 homes and a couple of golf courses to be built near the Metolius:

"Whether or not you like what destination resorts have done, it's phenomenally significant what they do to property tax revenues."

This shows the mentality that led Jefferson County to change its zoning of the area to allow the resorts, even though the vast majority of people who live in the Camp Sherman area were opposed.

In the 2007 legislative session a Metolius-saving bill, Senate Bill 30, died after Gov. Kulongoski said that he wanted to let the land use planning process go ahead before intervening.

I noted that even horses were for SB 30, yet opponents of the resorts didn't get a fair shake at the hearing that I attended on the bill.

Now its 2009 and the Governor is doing the right thing, even though an Oregonian editorial failed to realize this. Kulongoski isn't playing "red light, green light" with the would-be developers, because he said back in 2007 that if state agencies told him that current laws can't protect the Metolius Basin, something needed to be done.

Bob Stacey, 1000 Friends of Oregon executive director, cleared up the editorial board's confusion in his own follow-up opinion piece, "Protecting the Metolius."

It is true that during the 2007 session Gov. Ted Kulongoski
signaled that he would not — at that time — support proposed
legislation that offered special protection for the Metolius.

But The Oregonian suggests that "the developers naturally took the
governor's stand as a sign he would allow them to pursue their resorts
under existing land-use law."

That reasoning ignores the fact that on June 22, 2007, the governor
instructed state agencies to report back to him on whether existing
state law would be sufficient to protect the Metolius Basin. What the
governor heard back was that existing laws would not fully protect the critical natural resources of the Metolius Basin from harmful effects of resort development.

As a result of these reviews, the governor concluded that additional
protection for the Metolius is warranted. We agree. We find it odd to
suggest that the governor should not consider every tool in the toolkit
to protect this unique treasure for all Oregonians. We applaud his
leadership.

So now Kulongoski has asked the Department of Land Conservation and Development to consider whether the Metolius River Basin should be designated an "Area of Critical State Concern."

Public hearings have been scheduled next week in Sisters and Madras. Comments on the proposal also can be emailed. If you're a lover of the Metolius, as my wife and I are, let DLCD know that you don't want this beautiful area to be ruined by giant destination resorts.

If the Area of Critical State Concern process doesn't work out, the Governor has a backup plan: legislation that would stop the resorts. Central Oregon Landwatch and others also have succeeded in getting the Oregon Supreme Court to accept an appeal of the Jefferson County rezoning.

So one way or another, I'm hopeful that the Metolius will be protected.

It'd be a shame to allow the greed of a few county commissioners for more property tax revenues to trash an area that has been officially designated "wild and scenic."

Adding 3,000 homes in and near the Metolius Basin, where only a few hundred people live now, doesn't sound like a good way to preserve a wild and scenic river.

(Click below for an email message I got from Central Oregon Landwatch, describing the upcoming hearings and the need for people to comment on the Area of Critical State Concern plan.)

Stimulus bill debate shows weirdness of Republicans

I'm doing my best to be open-mindedly bi-partisan as I follow the debate over the stimulus bill, just as my man, President Obama, is asking of the country.But it's tough. Real tough. I listen to Senate Republicans talk about how they see the economy getting back on track and I can't help but think ... that's so freaking weird!They don't seem to live in the real world. Today I heard Sen. John Thune holding forth on cable news about his utterly wacky plan to scrap the entire $936 billion Senate stimulus bill and replace it with an equal amount of…