Take a short survey on parking in downtown Salem, Oregon

Like I said in my recent Salem Weekly column, the debates over how to handle parking in downtown Salem need to come to an end. Battling via successive dueling petitions is no way to form a viable downtown parking policy. This bouncing back and forth is absurd: 2-hour limit…parking meters on the way… no parking meters; no limits… 3-hour limit. All in less than a year. Let's come up with some sensible parking policies after open and honest community discussion, then make them work.  You can do your part, if you live in or near Salem, by taking a short…

Legalizing marijuana controls use by youth. Vote for Measure 91.

One of the best arguments for Oregon's Measure 91, which would legalize recreational marijuana for adults, is that it will help control pot use among youths.  Today the Bend Bulletin published a great opinion piece by Inge Fryklund, "Time to put adults in charge of marijuana." She is a speaker for Law Enforcement Against Prohibition (LEAP). Download Letter: Time to put the adults in charge of marijuana Here's some of what Fryklund said. Today in Oregon, kids are buying readily available marijuana from unknown, unregulated sources. The supply chain may go all the way back to some Mexican cartel, and…

Pro-marijuana legalization clear winner in Salem City Club debate

Oh, yeah, I was ready for a slugfest of a debate when Oregon Congressman Earl Blumenauer and Clatsop County District Attorney Josh Marquis got ready to settle into their respective corners -- well, seats -- at today's Salem City Club debate about Measure 91, which would legalize recreational marijuana if passed this November. After all, Blumenauer has called for a federal investigation "to determine if federal taxpayer dollars are being used illegally to influence a statewide election." Marquis is mentioned in the Blumenauer complaint letter. (Russ Belville has made public record requests to learn if Marquis and other public officials…

My fart-filled investigation into Nicki Minaj’s feminist credentials

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How contaminated is Salem’s Riverfront Park? More info on DEQ testing.

The story keeps getting more interesting of how the Salem City Council is spending $200,000 to conduct additional tests for dioxin and other nasty chemicals in and around heavily used Riverfront Park. 

Yesterday I blogged about a "New City of Salem 'corporate welfare' giveaway to Mountain West Investment." It bothered me that public urban renewal funds were being used to test for contaminants on private land that is now, and will remain, owned by Mountain West Investment. 

I could understand why the City wanted to test for pollution from the old Boise Cascade operations on the 3.8 acres west of the railroad tracks. Mountain West has agreed to sell this part of its property to the City so it could be added on to Riverfront Park. 

But, I wrote:

It’s like me wanting to buy a lot owned by someone who also has an adjacent abandoned gas station with a possibly leaking old storage tank. The guy wants ME to do the testing on the tank to make sure it isn’t releasing contaminants into the lot I want to buy.
 
My reaction would be, “Hey, dude, it’s your gas station. It’s your problem. Deal with it. Then we can talk about going ahead with the lot sale once you assure me you’ve taken care of the mess on your own property.”

There's more to this issue, though. Now I've got even more questions about how City officials are handling this issue.

First, the City Council, Mayor, and City Manager discussed the additional $200,000 worth of environmental testing in a closed executive session. A consituent of Councilor Laura Tesler asked her to explain why taxpayers were paying for testing on Mountain West Investment property.

Tesler replied that since this was discussed in an executive session, she couldn't say anything about the meeting. So Tesler told the constituent that she'd try to get information from City staff.

Now, I don't think it is a wild, crazy, Green-freak, eco-zealot notion to expect that discussions about possible dioxin and other contamination adjacent to or in a public park should be completely open to the citizenry. 

The only reason I can think of why this was discussed in a closed executive session is that confidential matters relating to Mountain West Investment business plans and financing were talked about.

If so, this fits into my "corporate welfare" conspiracy theory. If not, what other reason would there be to shut out the public and press?

Riverfront Park

Second, contrary to the impression given in Statesman Journal stories, most of the additional testing is being done on RIverfront Park land already owned by the City, and already used by the public. I'd wondered how finding an underground pipe on the railroad right of way adjacent to the 3.8 acre planned purchase could boost the cost of DEQ testing from $150,000 to $350,000.

Testing is required by the Department of Environmental Quality before it will issue the Prospective Purchaser Agreement (PPA) sought by the City of Salem. A PPA limits the liability of someone who purchases previously contaminated land — sort of a "clean bill of health" guarantee.

But a PPA only is granted for land that hasn't already been purchased. So this part of a Statesman Journal story isn't accurate.
Download Salem council to pay for more environmental studies

The council agreed to use $200,000 in urban renewal funds for the environmental work. The environmental studies are needed to protect the city's interests, as it prepares to buy 3.8 acres for an expansion of Riverfront Park, city officials said.

This can't be true, given what John Wales, the City's Urban Development Director, said in an email message to the Councilor Tesler constituent (full message can be found in a continuation to this post).

The proposed new tests along the banks of the Pringle Creek and the Slough will be paid with Urban Renewal funds from the Downtown Riverfront and South Waterfront URAs. Of the 19 proposed test sites, four are located on/or adjacent to the 3.8 acre Park Parcel while the remaining 15 are located on the edge of Riverfront Park.

Thus only four of the 19 tests appear to be needed for the Prospective Purchaser Agreement.

Fifteen are on current Riverfront Park property. Meaning, City officials are concerned that there could be dioxin and other contaminants on the banks of Pringle Creek and the Willamette River Slough that are already accessible to park users.

This raises some questions:

(1) How did City officials become aware that part of Riverfront Park could be contaminated by noxious chemicals? How long have they known this?

(2) Given that Riverfront Park has been converted from a former Boise Cascade industrial site, was adequate environmental testing done before the property became a public park? Why is the shoreline testing only being done now?

(3) Won't the footings for the soon-to-be-built Minto Brown Pedestrian Bridge disturb the ground in the area of the 15 Riverfront Park test sites? Will this increase the cost of the bridge, if contaminants are found?

(4) Why are urban renewal funds being used to pay for the entire $200,000 worth of environmental testing, since only about $42,000 of that amount (4/19 of $200,000) apparently is for test sites related to the Prospective Purchaser Agreement sought as part of the deal to buy 3.8 acres from Mountain West Investment for an addition to Riverfront Park?

Regarding that last question, I'm no expert on urban renewal. But I've always thought it had to do with improving rundown areas and changing their character, not maintaining what already exists in a city.

Most of the $200,000 is being used to test for contaminants in an existing city park, Riverfront Park. Expenditure of that money seemingly has little or nothing to do with the proposed purchase of the 3.8 acre addition to Riverfront Park. It seems to me the 15 test sites should be considered park "maintenance," while the four test sites related to the new potential park acreage is "renewal."

[Update: I just noticed that this agenda item for the Urban Renewal portion of the September 8 City Council meeting claimed that the entire $200,000 is needed to complete the purchase of the 3.8 acres. This seems decidedly misleading. How is testing for contaminants on property the City already owns, which have no way of affecting the 3.8 acres (being downhill and downstream of the 3.8 acres) needed for "environmental due diligence" regarding the proposed purchase?]

(a)  Grant Agreement for Environmental Due Diligence Necessary to Purchase 3.8 Acre Park Parcel – Ward 1 – Board Member Bennett – CANDO (UD)

Recommended Action:  Approve the grant agreement, attached to the staff report, to provide $170,000 of Riverfront-Downtown and $30,000 of South Waterfront Urban Renewal Area funds, a total of $200,000, to the City of Salem for environmental due diligence necessary to acquire 3.8 acres of land adjacent to Riverfront Park.

I look forward to learning how City councilors and other officials answer these questions. If I don't have an accurate or complete understanding about what is going on here, I'm open to being educated.

Comment away on this post, City leaders. (I'll send them a link.)

Here's the complete message from John Wales, and my reply to him.

New City of Salem “corporate welfare” giveaway to Mountain West Investment

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Video of zany marching band at 2014 Salem Sunday Streets

I loved today's second annual Salem Sunday Streets. Soon I'll share photos and some commentary on the way-fun event in another post. Here's a preview. That's our dog, ZuZu, in front! For now, enjoy my iPhone video of the astoundingly entertaining MarchFourth Marching Band from Portland, Oregon. The stiltdancers... amazing.  

Salem’s downtown parking debate: a view from Carole Smith

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“Oregon Marijuana Education Tour” coming to Salem area under cloud of scandal

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Save ancient trees and Howard Hall from Salem Hospital’s greed

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Salem’s downtown parking scandal (PG, like Salem)

Don't get me wrong. I prefer clean government to dirty government. But if we're going to have scandals here in Salem, it'd be cool to have R- or X-rated House of Cards'ish ones, big elaborate devious mischievous goings-on led by Machiavellian politicians and their cohorts who are so clever, it takes an equally strong dose of investigative prowess to get even a clue into what's happening behind the scenes. Instead, what's happening with the latest episode of the downtown parking saga is sleazy and disturbing, yet seemingly pretty damn obvious to discern. Hence, this scandal is fittingly Salem. More So-lame…

2014 Salem Sunday Streets: different, yet probably better

I hugely enjoyed the 2013 Salem Sunday Streets event, our town's first version of the much more expansive car-free ciclovias pioneered by Gil Peñalosa, the executive director of 8-80 Cities, who got this going in Bogota, Columbia with great success and now is preaching the cilclovia gospel around the world. “Streets are like a forbidden place,” Peñalosa says. “Almost nothing scares you as much as when your parents say ‘Watch out! A car is coming!’” But with the ciclovía, the streets “become open so people can enjoy the forbidden place.” In Bogotá, the ciclovía is used to promote public health: exercise classes…

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Comic says “Money doesn’t influence anyone.” Funny!

I love Pearls Before Swine's often caustic and cynical humor. Yesterday the comic strip featured Stephen Pastis' take on the Supreme Court's absurd contention that... "Spending large sums of money in connection with elections... does not give rise to quid pro quo corruption." Yeah, right.  In seven panels Pastis destroyed this argument. (click to enlarge) Of course, this crap also is going on right here in semi-sleepy Salem, Oregon. Wasn't long ago that I blogged about "Salem Chamber of Commerce tries to buy City Council seats." 

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Oregon anti-drug summit cancelled. Oregon Marijuana Education Tour should be also.

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