Our baby boomer quandary: keep living in large house, or downsize?

Like I've blogged about before, my wife and I -- both 65 years old --  are having trouble figuring out what we want to do when we grow up. More precisely, where we want to live. Do we keep on living in our beautiful, large, non-easy care, early 1970's house on ten acres in rural south Salem, or do we join the downsizing crowd and move to a smaller home in the city? Recently we invited a realtor to join us in our this or that, here or there perplexed ponderings. Rich Ford of Windermere Real Estate was recommended to…

Musings on the problem of deciding where to live after retiring

My wife, Laurel, and I are 65. We reside on 10 non-easy-care acres in rural south Salem, Oregon. We're trying to decide where and how we want to live if, or when, we decide to move from the home we've happily lived in for 24 years. It's a tough decision, as related here, here, and here. Recently we visited our first retirement community. We've browsed online and requested brochures before. But we'd never toured a retirement community. Touchmark Bend is of the "continuing care" variety. It offers options from detached cottages to home care for those with varying health care…

Our life in photos, June 2014 version

It's a lazy warm sunny Oregon Sunday, a day past the summer solstice. TIme to browse the iPhone and dig out some unshared photos of what we -- me, wife, and dog -- have been up to recently. Such as...walking along the Metolius River in central Oregon near sunset. The Metolius has to be one of the most beautiful rivers in the world. Sure seems so to me, anyway. . I wasn't aware of the beam of light when I snapped the photo. A bit of natural "divinity." Hiking to the top of Black Butte, an ancient volcanic cone that sits…

The joy of being crazy — in a sane way

"You're crazy." When people say that to me, or when I say it to myself, I realize that we're not talking about clinical craziness.  I'm in touch with reality. I can relate to people appropriately. I don't hear voices inside my head, other than the usual chattering of my own mind (a topic I wrote about on my other blog). No, the sort of crazy being referred to is different. It's main quality, I'd say, is an imbalance that doesn't make sense to other people. And sometimes to myself. For example... Today I did some major mowing. We have a large…

Happy to dump land line for Verizon Home Phone Connect

I don't know exactly when it was I decided that having a land line in these cellular days is akin to listening to music on an 8-track tape player.  It might have been -- and, now that I think about it, probably was -- when I was crawling along in our mouse-infested crawl space, tracing two phone lines that lead from our outside Century Link box, looking for chew marks or other signs of a damaged cord. The exercise came to seem more and more unnecessary to me. Even surreal. Here I was, proud possessor of an iPhone and Macbook…

Video of me longboard land paddling on Venice Beach’s boardwalk

I don't like the term "bucket list." The idea of scratching items off a list of stuff I want to do before I die seems too organized and Protestant-ethic'ish. Why not just do what you want to do, when you feel like doing it? Which is pretty much how I ended up taking my longboard to southern California this weekend. A dream of mine, though let's not call it part of my bucket list. Some time ago I'd told my daughter that one day I wanted to land paddle on Venice Beach's boardwalk -- one of the meccas for this…

Ten reasons I like our 2014 Highlander more than our 2006 Highlander

My wife and I have been happy Toyota Highlander Hybrid owners since we bought one in 2006. We got the base version, rather than the Limited, figuring that we already were spending extra on the hybrid technology. This year we decided to buy a new Highlander. Our 2006 was in good shape; we've had no mechanical problems with it. It just had some annoying limitations which, after a test drive, we could tell were missing from the 2014 model. After about a month of driving our Crème Brulee Mica XLE (great color, by the way), I'll share ten reasons why I'm…

I install Seismolatch earthquake latches. And feel good about it.

My wife and I live in western Oregon, earthquake country. The "Big One" is due. Maybe overdue. But even a smaller earthquake can do a lot of damage. Seven years ago we had our house retrofitted to make it better able to withstand a major earthquake. Back in 1974, when the house was built, earthquake-ready building standards weren't as rigorous as they are now.  However, recently it dawned on us how unprepared our kitchen cabinets were. Including -- gasp! -- the cabinet where we keep our modest "wine cellar" (eleven bottles at the moment).  If we ever have to suffer…

My colonoscopy goes better with propofol and Suprep

Colonoscopies aren't fun. But they're really important to have, because colon cancer is a lot less fun. Yesterday I had my third colonoscopy. It was the most pleasant of all. I'll explain why below.  First, though, I'm pleased to retract what I said five years ago in my post, "Think twice about getting a colonoscopy in Salem (Oregon)." Things have changed for the better at Salem Gastroenterology Consultants.  I had my first (2009) and second (2011) colonoscopies elsewhere after being turned off by Salem Gastro's two-full-day prep period. Also, by not being given a good reason for this unusual protocol…

Behold my astounding senior citizen snow shoveling

I am freaking proud of myself. Snow shoveling-wise. By the powers vested in me by, well, ME, I hereby declare myself the winner of Salem, Oregon's Snowpocalypse 2014 Over 65 Driveway Clearing Championship, Hand-Wielded Snow Shovel Division. Walking around our neighborhood's streets here in rural south Salem, I saw several other cleared driveways. But tractor tracks showed this was accomplished with a mechanized method. Me, I'm old style. The past couple of days we've gotten a bit over 9 inches of snow. That's a lot for the mid-Willamette Valley. We've lived out here for 24 years. I can't remember ever…

Oregon snowstorm turns our yard into Narnia

WIth a little help from my iPhone app friend, Aviary, I captured the Narnia'ish look of our rural south Salem yard late this afternoon, after about two inches of snow had fallen.  Original photo below, for realists. It's been about 23 degrees all day. Not that cold by midwest polar vortex standards, but pretty damn cold for the usually temperate mid-Willamette Valley. Positive side: for obvious reasons I got motivated this morning to finally exchange the bad battery in our Honda generator for the replacement battery that I'd bought quite a few months ago.  Amazingly, after the battery had sat…

Beautiful display of an Oregon mushroom “forest”

I don't know much about mushrooms. Especially wild ones. But I know beauty when I see it. Last November my wife, Laurel, snapped these iPhone photos of mushrooms doing their thing after a tree fell on our rural south Salem property. Most amazing mushroom display I've ever seen. (click image to enlarge)

Here’s the Hines 2013 Christmas Letter — not unduly uplifting

Shameful admission: for a few brief seconds this year I actually thought about not writing a 2013 Christmas Letter.  Laurel and I share so much on Facebook and my blog, went through my mind. Haven't we already shared enough dog, granddaughter, and longboarding photos? But there was an immediate next thought: Nyah, of course not! So I got into the Christmas Letter writing spirit a few days ago and dashed out this:Download 2013 Christmas Letter PDF To relieve anxiety among people who fear that this is one of those dreadfully positive and uplifting Christmas letters, fear not. We start out…

My Metolius River tubing video goes anti-viral on You Tube

Wow! I'm an anti-viral You Tube sensation! After finally getting around to putting up a video of me, my granddaughter, and her parents tubing down the beautiful Metolius River last August, in less than a day I've already gotten... (drum roll, please)... 4 views! All of which, of course, are the result of me checking again, and again, and again, and again, to see how the video looks.  Have a look. Make me even more ecstatic. Let's go for 5. Then -- dare I hope? -- 6, 7, 8, 9, to who knows? Don't mathematicians say the number of integers…

StreetStrider — my new fun non-traditional exercise

Here's a hot-off-the-iPhone photo of my Christmas present to myself, which I opened early. A StreetStrider, which is an outdoor elliptical bike. It's on a hitch rack that is made for the unusual machine -- two wheels in front, one in back. I decided to get a StreetStrider to supplement my other non-traditional outdoor exercise, senior citizen land paddling on a longboard/skateboard. (You can peruse my land paddling blog posts here; scroll down for earlier ones.) Longboard land paddling is a lot of fun. Most of the time. Not so much, though, when Oregon storms leave the Minto Brown Island…

Our 14 year old dog teaches me about thankfulness

Serena, a.k.a. our Wonder Dog, reportedly is a Millenium pup, born on January 1, 2000. We got her from a man in Portland when she was a year old. Great deal. Serena is priceless, yet cost us only $75.  She doesn't look like she did in her younger days. But heck, who does? Surely not me. Being almost fourteen, Serena is something like 100 years old in dog time. Serena is a Shepherd/Lab mix (her sisters looked like black labs; we were thrilled to get a kind-of German Shepherd-looking dog with a laid back Lab personality -- great combination). Her back…

I’m 65. Where’s my “Aging Hippie” retirement community?

My wife and I are starting to ponder our options when coping with our non-easy-care house on ten rural acres near Salem, Oregon gets to be too much of a chore for us. Some days, I feel like that day already has arrived. We've got a large early 1970's house; something regularly goes wrong. We've got a large yard in addition to the ten acres; something regularly needs attending to -- leaves, mowing, pruning, whatever. But we're healthy (albeit with a few nagging problems). And maintaining our house and property helps keep us that way. We just are looking ahead…

Strange questions in my first Medicare physical exam

I'm loving Medicare -- am doing my best to belly up to the bar of oh-so-sweet Government Healthcare as often as I can since I became Medicare-eligible October 1. Having signed up for Regence of Oregon's Medicare Advantage, I can toss down even more benefits. Like vision and dental. So I've had an eye exam; bought new contact lenses; gotten a teeth cleaning; and, yesterday, my first Medicare-paid annual physical exam. Sweet.  If only this terrific single payer insurance was available to everyone in the country. But Republicans wanted their Romneycare, which became Obamacare, which is a heck of a…

Cover Oregon worked for us — much better than Regence

Yesterday my wife had no trouble signing up for a Silver LIfewise health insurance plan through Cover Oregon. So, yay, Obamacare!  True, Laurel didn't sign up online, which isn't possible yet. She tried soon after Cover Oregon went live October 1. Didn't get very far. Couldn't even find a Certified Agent via the web site who could enroll her. Search turned up nothing, even for Salem. But now the "Agent Search" page seems to be working fine. My wife met yesterday afternoon with someone from Valley Insurance Professionals, which has several Certified Agents. She came home satisfied. Especially compared with…

Trying to be positive as DirecTV lacks Pac-12 Network

When I realized that both the Oregon State and Oregon football games today only were being shown on the Pac-12 Network, I leaned toward spending my weekend cursing DirecTV. After all, DISH has come to terms with the Pac-12 Network, along with most cable outfits. This is the second football season I've been irritated, annoyed, and otherwise pissed-off at DirecTV (see previous blog post blasts here and here). My first thought was to come up with more creative curses to direct at DirecTV. Yiddish tradition has some pretty good ones that I could embellish. (Though I was thinking along more…